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care package

Said when someone has sealed the deal.
by Alias707 November 21, 2016
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I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS

Ha! You definitely THINK that you are, don't ya?
Dr. Jordan "JeepJorp" Peterson "I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS!"

Hym "I mean... You unwittingly described yourself as a psychopath... After your test called ME a psychopath..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "Psychopaths aren't successful! I had 3 sources of income!"

Hym "You aren't successful though... You were fired for being too DISAGREEABLE and are losing your license for monetizing your clients, writing poetry about their molested ginies and bootyholes (even going as far as to call on of them an idiot), and weaponizing schizophrenia against a detractor..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "That's your fault!"

Hym " How... Is that my fault? You were mistaken as an advocate for disaffected young men... Because you were mistaken for me... You hate those!"

Dr. Jordan Peterson "I helping them! I'm giving suffering people hope!"

Hym "Nooo... No more than any other self-help celebrity... I kind of said that ANYONE could do what you do... Like... Even a baby-dick schizo psychopathic Satanists... And now you're colluding with the government and the media to try and hold onto your ill-gotten gains by gathering as much unearned political power as you can possibly amass..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "My sycophants say I'm not a fucking nutjob!"

Hym "They use you instrumentally as a means to push religious dogma and you allow it because you have no morals... Becuase you're a psychopath..."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2023
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serial caring

When you care so much, you have to kill someone.
"Oh, I'm not a murderer, I'm serial caring!"
by jetemelie November 12, 2014
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WHO cares

The World Health Organization cares about your health.
WHO cares. Donald Trump doesn't.
by Dianliang233 March 4, 2025
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Self care

Eating coco pops at 9 pm while watching Claudia Sulewski on youtube
by Gabby123kr February 4, 2022
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Care Bear Stare

This activity can be used by males and females alike. Originating from the originally Cate Bear cartoon we watched as children where the bear immobilizes or defeats negativity with rainbows that shoot from their tummies.

To use this in human form. It is characterized by planting both feet firm on the ground and staring down your victim or prey until they are too creeped out or call the police for help. the purpose is to assert dominance but often achieves the look of crazy, possibility being arrested or causing laughter.
Tony Care Bear Stared a cute girl at the grocery store and got slapped.
by alotachewy July 9, 2017
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Caring

Going out of your way to do what's best for yourself, especially at the cost of those closest to you, while insisting its for their good and that you have their best interests at heart.
"I care about you, that's why I spent our last 60 bucks on food out for me when you needed gas."

"I'm so caring. Last night I got myself a mani pedi with my boyfriends money without asking."

"It's really caring of you when you insist we eat what you want even though I am allergic to it."
by ShytFyre July 24, 2023
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