Stuttering Pirate

A high level of alcoholic inebriation that causes the inebriated to close one eye and can only converse through stuttering.

No thanks on the shots of tequila if I drink one more I will become a stuttering pirate.

Stuttering Pirate by Beef Swellington January 27, 2009

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fridge pirate

Person who steals co-workers' food from the work fridge.

"Where the hell is my moistwich?"

"I think the fridge pirates stole yer work booty."

fridge pirate by eatmorchickn July 23, 2009

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PAYG Pirate

someone who keeps minimum credit in their cellphone/mobile so they can ring you once and hang up so that you return the call and they talk for a long time hi-jacking your credit/allowance.

That Stevie rang me and hanged up yesterday, when i called him back he got the verbal handcuffs on and kept me on the phone for 30 min+, hes a real Pay As You Go pirate. PAYG pirate
The mere sight of his number/caller ID strikes as much fear as the Jolly Rodger itself.

PAYG Pirate by StevieAlfordAndCraigWebster December 26, 2010