the suckncross clench

the act of crossing your legs, clenching your ass cheeks and painfully sucking your excrement back into your anus

i didnt make it to the bathroom and had to do the suckncross clench

by hash_brownzzz November 24, 2024

The Greg Smeg Clegg Band

The Greg Smeg Clegg Band. Their most popular song should be Cleggus Walrus. It is the most amazing song In the world.

I really like The Greg Smeg Clegg Band!!

by GregSmegCleggNo.1Fan November 29, 2024

dirty ditty clean

Dirty ditty clean: is a turm used to describe sex so nasty after getting out the shower that u can't tell anyone like a dirty party :

Dam babe that was so dirty ditty clean can't tell no one about this like a ditty party : wait didn't for for the P did he ?????

by k187c January 15, 2025

Banned and Clear makes a move

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are now "Banned and Clear makes a move".

by ToheGavelisoNotiloni January 19, 2025

peruvian pipe cleaner

Making an incision on the largest vein of a raging phallus and having another male that knows you fill it with his liquids and then proceeds to staple it closed

'Why is Jay crying?' "Oh because a shopkeeper forced him into a peruvian pipe cleaner"

by cocklovingplumber72 January 22, 2025

The Major League Clerk

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Major League Clerk

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

on a clean slate

when somebody has already confessed to their crimes and is happier

after being paroled, he decided to start fresh on a clean slate

by disguysostrange February 14, 2026