by tuff it’s January 14, 2026
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*Fresh stank is not yet sufficient to earn the label "musty" as the funk must percolate for a minimum of 48 hours to achieve the properly aged stank of Musty Nuts.
*Fresh stank is not yet sufficient to earn the label "musty" as the funk must percolate for a minimum of 48 hours to achieve the properly aged stank of Musty Nuts.
I worked out four times this week and haven't showered once! I bet I got some serious musty nuts goin on
by Chunkmastarr January 28, 2026
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Get the Nut buggy mug.The critical bolt or nut in a helicopter that holds the main rotor in place. If it fails or detaches mid-flight, the copter comes crashing down very fast and everyone inside goes straight to Jesus!
Co-pilot: Looks like the Jesus nut YEETED mid-flight! You know what's going to happen NOW!
Everyone inside the helicopter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*goes straight to Jesus*
Everyone inside the helicopter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*goes straight to Jesus*
by EF2020 February 2, 2026
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