Pink, get doon 

A phrase you can use at a concert of the famous american singer-songwriter P!nk once she starts flying around the venue.

“Yo this concert is sick man.”

“Sure is…wait, what is she doing now?”
“She’s flying dude.”
“Pink, get doon!”

Pink, get doon by Naurplease October 17, 2023

You don't hafta BREAK DA WALL DOWN to get inside! 

What you eye-twinklingly tell one or more workmen who are hammering/prying away siding and/or timbers on a home or business in preparation to making repairs/renovations.

Anytime I come upon contractors doing outside carpentry work at a home or place of business along da main street downtown, I love jokingly saying to them, "You know, guys --- there IS da FRONT DOOR, if you wanna get in so badly! You could just open da door and walk through; you don't hafta BREAK DA WALL DOWN to get inside!" I usually get an equally-smart-alecky reply from them, as well, such as, "Oh, we know that, but we wanna be more subtle about our entry!", or "Yeah, we could, but this way is more fun!"

You don't hafta BREAK DA WALL DOWN to get inside! by QuacksO October 31, 2023

If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not? 

Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...

JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"

Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."

If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not? by Hym Iam November 8, 2023

GODDAMMIT MUG. GET IT NOW YOU BASTARD. DIE. GET IT RIGHT NOW. GET THE FUCKING 

#savethemugs

Why does urban dictionary like mugs?

Guy 1: GODDAMMIT MUG. GET IT NOW YOU BASTARD. DIE. GET IT RIGHT NOW. GET THE FUCKING

GODDAMMIT MUG. GET IT NOW YOU BASTARD. DIE. GET IT RIGHT NOW. GET THE FUCKING by cat lel February 16, 2024

...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it! 

What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.

Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!

...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it! by QuacksO April 29, 2024

Susan, get my pants 

"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.

Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"

Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"

Susan, get my pants by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024

Susan, get my pants 

"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.

Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"

Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"

Susan, get my pants by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024