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Corporate Justice

It is the antithesis, perhaps the natural enemy, of corporate greed.
The guy who assassinated the CEO of United Healthcare served some Corporate Justice.
by Salem Haven December 9, 2024
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Jonathan justification

It describes a relationship dynamic—often seen as dysfunctional—where a mother relies on her son as her primary emotional partner. This usually happens when the mother is single, widowed, or in an unhappy marriage.
Key Characteristics
Emotional Incest: This is a non-physical but psychologically damaging dynamic where the boundaries between parent and child are blurred.

The "Man of the House": The son is often pressured to take on adult chores, financial burdens, or emotional labor far beyond his age.
The "Golden Child": The mother may treat the son as "the only man who will ever love her properly," which can make it very difficult for the son to form healthy romantic relationships with others later in life.
Prioritization: The son often feels a crushing sense of guilt or obligation to put his mother’s needs and feelings above his own, or even above his own spouse's.
Mama’s Boy (Noun)
A grown man who allows his mother to dictate his decisions, emotions, and schedule, often at the expense of his partner's sanity.
Example:
"I tried to plan a weekend getaway, but then I got the Jonathan justification: he can't go because his mom needs him to help her pick out new curtains. Total mama's boy."
by NovaReign January 29, 2026
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Examining Justice

In the adversarial system of UK law, England and Wales, an examining justice is a form of lay judge who presides over the Magistrates Court. They are highly trained and powerful individuals, hand picked by the Lord Justice of the United Kingdom who presides over both summary and either-way offences in the criminal courts as well as family, youth and civil courts.

They have powers of administering unlimited fines, penalties, custodial sentences of up to 12 months, court orders and other warrants such as §135 of the mental health act, or §1 of the Magistrates Court act at their own discretion, either internally or externally to the courtroom.

An examining magistrate will initiate a single justice procedure to sentence a serious offender instead of sitting in a panel. They blur the lines between district judges.

They have powers to authorise wiretaps, sentence at will, commit to the crown court and authorise private investigations. An examining magistrate may also prosecute at their private capacity.
I was locked up by an Examining Justice the other week.
by Lutonlegal February 17, 2025
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Nothing justifies

And I can just as easily say...
Hym "That nothing justifies the violation of ANY right. But here I am with the violated rights and there you are with the child I didn't murder all to make me work harder than I have to reclaim something I'm entitled to as a 'God given' right. You are stealing my work without due compensation for the explicit purpose of making me work even though MY WORK... Has made more than enough to pay my bills and Todd Phillip's bills and Elon Musk's bills and Mark Zuckerberg's bills and Sam Altman's bills and so on. And in failing to give me the credit and the money for using my work to create AI you have, therefore, violated the terms of service. Not reading the terms of service isn't a good enough excuse when anyone else fails to do it."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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Social Justice

A term that feminist hookers use to advocate for free healthcare etc.
We won’t fuck any more men until we get Social Justice.
by Niknast769 September 10, 2025
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