post nut

Same as hindsight. Someone says they knew something all along after receiving information but they actually know nothing.

Woman: What's your sign?
Man: I'm a Leo.
Woman: I knew it!
Man: I'm actually a Capricorn.
Woman: That make sense because that is exactly what a Capricorn would do.
Man: You're post nutting I'm actually a Scorpio.

by PapasFritas March 22, 2023

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nut niggas

A store in California where u get a face mask from it’s usually mixed with nut and charcoal but it’s really good for acne

I’m about to go to the nut niggas

by Bigpeople3000 August 18, 2018

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Nut Neighbours

When you have frequent casual sex with a person who lives near you

We are Nut Neighbours

by Graveyard butt February 6, 2018

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supercritical nut

A climax so powerful that it causes permanent damage within the male testicular region mainly the balls. Once experiencing this the male usually feels large amounts of euphoria and adrenaline as semen is shot out everywhere draining the males testicles. This massive shot blasts at velocities so powerful it ruptures the inner lining of the genitalia causing permanent damage.

John: Where’s Steve?
Pete: In the hospital.
John: How come?
Pete: He experienced a supercritical nut and needs a ball amputation.
John: Bro, wicked skill issue!

by broken_nova147 June 1, 2021

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Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times

example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA

by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021

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