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Garden Grove Syndrome

n.) the symptoms of those living in the city of Garden Grove, California. Symptoms may vary, and the word cannot be properly and definitely defined, but nonetheless, there is something there.
You must be from Garden Grove. Garden Grove Syndrome; it's a thing.
by Doctor Diagnostics June 5, 2011
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Main Character Syndrome

That’s what your entire interpretation of the Bible is tainted by.
Hym “Main Character Syndrome. The idea that you are the protagonist of the story or that you should be the main character. Is that how you’re acting? And that’s what I mean about ‘Only telling half the story.’ Because you’re not just the person who nobly endures the suffering at the hands of the mob. You’re not just the person who’s called forth to adventure. You’re the mob that demands God’s angels be given to them. You’re the horde that rends Jesus asunder. The tyrant the needs to be taught a lesson by having his kid slaughtered. I mean... are your REALLY the Abraham? Are you REALLY emulating Christ? Or are you just acting?”
by Hym Iam October 4, 2022
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Baby Dick Syndrome

A seriously misleading syndrome. A man who seemingly has an extremely small penis will surprise even the sluttiest college girls when they get hard. Don't be disappointed if your guy seems like he has a small one, because he may just surprise you with a anaconda that would put even the most well-endowed porn super-star to shame.
Woman One: "Damn girl, I can't believe you say Tyrone had a big cock. He was so small! I ran out of that room so fast!"

Woman Two: "No, girl! He has Baby Dick Syndrome! He's HUGE when he's hard."

Woman One: "Dammit..."
by DanizzleFoShizzle July 19, 2011
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Chris Cornell Syndrome

When a member of a band, particularly a vocalist or frontman has the tendency to leave and join bands several times. Sort of like a disease.
Chris Cornell left Soundgarden for a solo career, then joined Audioslave, left them for another solo career.

once the infection starts, it's hard to stop, and you'll be left to aimlessly join bands, and leave intermittently for no apparent reason.

Bassist: Dude our singer just quit!
Drummer: Man, what do we do now?
Guitarist: Screw him, he's got Chris Cornell Syndrome, he's been in like 50 bands.
Bassist and Drummer: Gross, who does that?
by Lordofpoo May 14, 2011
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Al Bundy Syndrome

2) The effect on a guy after his wife has spent every last cent on what ever she wants leaving him to eat dog shit for weeks.
That guy has been eating dog shit for weeks, yep, it's the Al Bundy Syndrome but his wife has nice shoes!
by bigbill1224 July 13, 2010
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Trump Derangement Syndrome

A phenomenon that causes people to see, hear, and think Donald J. Trump (45th President) has done something negative, but if done by someone else would be seen as normal. This causes people to, but not limited to; yell at the sky, record themselves have a mental break down (sometimes while in a car that may or mat not be driving), ignore actual good things Trump has done/said, attack/harass/steal from supporters of Trump publicly, and go on the news to say what one feels he meant.

It is also known that people with TDS are normally politically left leaning, though this is not always so.

As of now, there is one cure for TDS: Get Red-Pilled.
“Did you hear Karen yelling at the sky? She’s awfully upset Trump was building the southern border wall.”

“Yeah, talk about Trump Derangement Syndrome. Doesn’t she know we have to protect our borders?”
by Sir King February 16, 2021
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Oral Poo Syndrom

this occurs when the man who has not done the number"2" in over 389 hours gives in to poopy pains and shits in to a females pussy. there is so much poo that it must find a new place to go "further into the body" causing the gag reflex in the women then propelling the poop through her mouth into a midgets butthole.

WARNING: the women may be throwing up poo in to the midgets butthole for weeks causing possible dehydration or poo-floodification.
Maria Lopez: flood my pussy with your number "2"
Juan Garcia Coconuts: i havn't pooped in over 467 hours you should be here for a while.
Midget Miguel: My butthole can't take this much poooo! Fuck!
Fucken carroty poo with peanuts too! Fuckin Oral Poo Syndrom!!!
by Nigth Tigers March 28, 2008
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