"Anne of Cleves"-Effect

The "Anne of Cleves"-Effect describes a situation in which a girl or guy does not look as good in real life as they do on a picture/ look much better on a picture than in real life. It gets it's name after Henry VIII married Anne of Cleves and tried to get into her knockers after seeing a painting of her by an artist who seemed to have 4/20 vision and a massive bag of gold coins in return for drawing her like one of those french girls.

#1: So? How was the tinder date?
#2: Ugh. She looked nothing like she did in the profile pic.
#1: "Anne of Cleves"-Effect?
#2: Anne of Cleves Effect.

by dave_the_wave June 2, 2019

McDonald's Bathroom Clean

adjective. There's squeaky clean, there's spotless clean, and then there's McDonald's Bathroom Clean. Refers to the cleanliness of McDonald's bathrooms, which is probably all that Mickey D's is good for...a good place to take a dump.

Hey sailors! All hands on deck! I want this floor looking McDonald's Bathroom Clean!

by boggler June 29, 2019

Vigorous Household Cleaning

Safe-for-work euphemism: the act of rigorous intercourse at home. Often following a period of abstinence.

After a six month dry spell, I've got a Tinder date tonight; I'm hoping we'll go back to mine for a night of vigorous household cleaning.

by The Projectionist March 29, 2019

Florida Pipe Cleaner

A sexual act that has the cleaning of a man’s urethra with a Dollar Store pipe cleaner

Oh man that Florida Pipe Cleaner was much needed tonight Steve

by Mike7493 April 9, 2019

pop a clem

When you're low on vitamin C and feisty af so you eat tiny oranges known as clementines. Preventative action against scurvy, especially when you're out to sea.

"Covid19 is spreading quickly, you better pop a clem every couple of hours." "Black Beard's past time was to pop a clem."

by Gladus Tuesday March 25, 2020

The Vacuum Cleaner

the sexual act of putting your mouth against your partner's asshole and sucking their shit out of them.

"Damn baby you're pretty good with the vacuum cleaner."
"Richard I'm so sick of your sexist jokes."

by CrusadeToaster4 May 4, 2020

Break your Clean

Breaking your clean gives the meaning of getting back into a bad habit. This can include getting back into drugs, self harm, or giving up rehab (mainly self harming again after doing it before after a long time).

“I noticed you were drinking again last night. Did you break your clean?”
-“I did. I might need to go back into rehab to fix it.”

by MercuryQueen August 11, 2020