A spicy little dictionary where you should never go to for actual definitions, because that page is just full of bored trolls that want to give random definitions to piss off someone, by putting their name in the urban dictionary and making them seem like a horrible person.
Otis: "What does 'TTYL' mean?"
Hagrid: "I don't know, check the 'Urban Dictionary'"
Urban Dictionary: 'TTYL' Means 'Torrid Talking Yelp Ladders'.
Otis: "Umm, that doesn't make sense, I'll ask Margrid"
Margrid: "'Torrid Talking Yelp Ladders?!' That's completely false, it means 'To try yawning livestreaming!"
Otis: "That makes much more sense. Screw the 'Urban Dictionary'!
Hagrid: "I don't know, check the 'Urban Dictionary'"
Urban Dictionary: 'TTYL' Means 'Torrid Talking Yelp Ladders'.
Otis: "Umm, that doesn't make sense, I'll ask Margrid"
Margrid: "'Torrid Talking Yelp Ladders?!' That's completely false, it means 'To try yawning livestreaming!"
Otis: "That makes much more sense. Screw the 'Urban Dictionary'!
by jerseyboijulius June 26, 2018
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. * Scrolls through Urban dictionary *
"Ugh, this sidebar is making it so I have to scroll forever. What's it even for?"
* Looks to the right *
"Urban Dictionary is Written for You."
"Ugh, this sidebar is making it so I have to scroll forever. What's it even for?"
* Looks to the right *
"Urban Dictionary is Written for You."
by AllICanSayIsViolin November 30, 2022
Get the Urban Dictionary is Written For Youmug. Person1:"What's Garten of Banban"
Person2:"According to Urban Dictionary it's a sex toy"
Person1:"Neat"
Person2:"According to Urban Dictionary it's a sex toy"
Person1:"Neat"
by FireBroNigga September 6, 2023
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. An awesome place where there are a lot of crazed fangirls, around 84% of the definitions are sexual, as nearly all the users are obsessed pre-teens pretending to be older than they actually are. Urban dictionary is meant to be funny yet people come on here to brag about how 'much betterer there spag is'.
Friend: "What's urban dictionary?"
Me: "Where I go to fangirl over Bowling For Soup and listen to people complain."
Me: "Where I go to fangirl over Bowling For Soup and listen to people complain."
by JaretReddickIsAwesome September 1, 2013
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. A site where almost every basic normie wants to put their whack ass black name in to compliment and hide the fact that they are none of those things.
Guy 1: I went on Urban Dictionary to make a definition of my name "Samuel", but it didn't get accepted because apparently I'm not "cute, funny, every girl wants to be with a samuel."
Guy 2: You're literally none of those things...
Guy 2: You're literally none of those things...
by Reeejae June 5, 2018
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