Someone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

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Someone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

by Mouzenu March 13, 2025

Big black monkey

Jamal

Person1: yo bro did see that big black monkey waking past us

Person2: that’s racism you dumbass

by Big jamal wit glizzy March 20, 2025

Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025

Autistic Goon Monkey

When Some Retarded fag is being a douchebag and cant argue for shit so you call him an autistic goon monkey

One:"I Like Genshin Inpact" Two: "Shut the fuck up your an Autistic Goon Monkey"

by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda April 10, 2025

Beans and Monkey Dicks

A term used to refer to a canned meal consisting of beans and hotdogs, included in a box of USMC combat rations, aka C-Rats.

Upon opening his box of C-Rations, Private Schmuckateli explains, ‘Fuck, not another can of Beans and Monkey Dicks!

by LaughingAloud July 21, 2025

Mississippi Mud Monkey

The Mississippi Mud Monkey is when you take a shit and the feces is clinging to the hairs in and around the anus like a monkeys to tree branches. The Mississippi Mud Monkey derives it’s name after the clay like mud prevalent in much of Mississippi’s soil. The mud can be sticky and difficult to walk, drive through, and wipe away.

Damn, I just gave birth to a Mississippi Mud Monkey and now I need a shower.

Man, this girl is clinging to me like a Mississippi Mud Monkey

by Don’t call me Dad September 19, 2025

Lex Luthor's monkey

A terrible critic who does insults, glaze, and/or calls stuff "woke", often to promote a agenda or ideology, usually right-wing or conservative; a grifter.

The Lex Luthor's monkey The Critical Drinker labels Superman (2025) woke because he doesn't like it.

by David X. Hatley October 5, 2025