Zach

He is one of the sweetest boys you will ever meet. He gives amazing advice and sometimes times may be rough with him but over time things will be better. He is a keeper and he also has a strange music taste.

Wow that boy Zach is great.
Zach is such a sweetie.

by The sass is real 132 May 20, 2018

Zach

Zach is an awesome some guy, who never leaves his friends’ side for better or for worse. He’s funny, handsome And outgoing. He can be an asshole if you get on his bad side. A lot of people truly understand how kind and caring he is. If you have a Zach in your life, you’re truly lucky.

I’m honestly so fucking glad Zach is one of the homies, idek what I’d do without him.

by Xxxstrangexxx February 1, 2020

Zach

A poly sci major with a massive schlong and a tendency to make all girls within a 4 mile radius wet. Men previously thought to be entirely heterosexual fall victim to his gaze, sent into an uncontrollable lust for his glorious member. Legend says when a Gabe walks into a room, every sentient life form begins moaning uncontrollably, including but not limited to butterflies, killer whales, fortnite players and wooly mammoths. To call Zachs sex gods or sex icons is an understatement, because Zachs are sex itself.

Zach (the poly sci major) walked past him and he instantly bust a nut in his pants.
She neared Zach (the poly sci major) and could feel her legs begin to tremble

by Sexy_Gabe February 28, 2022

Zach

Zach is something of a scientist himself

I, Zach, am something of a scientist himself

by nkdkvnkdkn January 6, 2022

Zach

A "Zach" is something funny.

my class called me zach after i put chlamydia blood stained glass in my teachers socks.

by gugir April 24, 2025

Zaching

When a dude changes his political views to get attention from women. Zaching can be permanent or temporary depending on who the Zacher is with

Friend 1: bro did you see Kyle talking about abortion rights
Friend 2: yeah, he definitely doesn’t believe that shit, he’s just Zaching for karen

by Not a Zacher December 18, 2019

Zach

a smart, cute and hilarious person he can make you smile when you think you are going to cry he can make you laugh and smile he is an amazing friend and don’t know how you can live with out him. A week with out him can make you feel sad and lonely he knows what to see in girls can fix any problems you have with other people and there is no way you don’t love him already

zach is so funny

by teamwheel March 21, 2022