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Third Party Face Palm

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The physical gesture of someone else placing his/her hand(s) flat across one's face or lowering one's face into said hand(s). The gesture is found as a display of extreme frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, or a combination of all three. A third party face palm is only necessary when the action(s) witnessed are ridiculous enough that, 1) require additional assistance in displaying your frustration, disappointment, and/or embarrassment. 2) at risk of injuring your own self in the process of expressing said emotions. 3) both of your hands are broken, and your not about to beat yourself in the face with a cast. That's just silly and would require someone else to third party face palm at your expense.
Michael was briskly walking towards the stairs. He slips on a banana peel causing him to tumble down the stairs, in result taking five more people down with him. Suzy face palmed herself but felt it wasn't enough. She asks the gentleman next to her to assist her in a third party face palm. He agrees to help Suzy, but only ends up pushing her down the stairs as well. Everybody fails; Third party face palm.
by FlamingoPants January 28, 2013
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co-third-cousin-in-law

Spouse's third-cousin's spouse.
My co-third-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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third world slam dunk

This is the act of taking a shovel to scoop up a steaming pile of dog shit from your driveway, in order to relocate it so your shoes don't get shitty. After scooping up the dog shit, you throw it from across the driveway and hit the backboard of your basketball hoop.

If successful, at least one big turd will stick to the top right of the backboard.
"In order to save my Nike Airs, I did a third world slam dunk at the buzzer."
by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008
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Warowl's Third Law of Counter Strike

Warowl's Third Law Of Counter Strike states that games which have a map maker/editor feature , will always have a Dust 2 summoned from the void
Dude 1 : Yo dude , "random game" has added a map maker feature and i found dust 2 on it yesterday
Dude 2: Warowl's Third Law of Counter Strike strikes yet again
by Idrinkpetrolforaliving February 25, 2020
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third world breifcase

one of those cool silver boom boxes from the 80's .....you know the big grey ones that they slung over their shoulder
we our rich and white and make fun of people with third world breifcases because their poor and were rich but, have no sole for we sold them to satan
by Anonymous October 30, 2003
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Newton's Third Law of Motion

Person 1:What is Newton's Third Law of Motion?
*Random guy punches Person 1, person 1 goes to the floor*
Person 1: OW!
Random Guy: That's the law
by Xajdyn March 27, 2013
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Street Fighter 3: Third Strike

Probably the best Street Fighter game Capcom released since Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo back in 1994. True SF'ers will agree its one of the best. Also known as 3s for short.
Yun is a beast in 3s!
by |MJ| August 5, 2005
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