Squaddie shower.

Washing face, pits and privates only instead of the full wah down in a shower, to save time, washing the essentials only.

'Come on mate, where off out on the lash!' your mate says, all dolled up, 'hang on' you say, 'give me a sec to have a quick "squaddie shower."

by Bearded pikey July 28, 2009

shower shoes

a type of footwear meant to be worn in the shower, usually in the form of a sandal, constructed of material (such as non-porous rubber or plastic) that will not absorb water and will dry quickly

The athletes were issued shower shoes to avoid treading barefoot in the locker room.

by Wayno58 February 5, 2009

shower head

some thing u use to jack off with...er..girls jack off with

i had fun today in the shower with my shower head

by bura January 22, 2003

brown shower

A beautiful woman with a delicious soft ass has her anus inches from a male's face and starts to defecate in a waiting male mouth which causes the male to ejaculate, feeling satisfied of smelling and tasting a woman's shit.

"last night, I was at my girlfriends house with her sister watching tv and the girls complained that their stomachs were hurting from the meal they ate so they had to use the bathroom but the toilet was broken so they both looked at me and asked would you mind if we give brown showers until the toilet works?

by logman February 25, 2004

shower massager

The so called "Ultimate" sex toy for women..they say its better than the human penis..

You better be getting your woman a diamond ring if she has a shower massager because SHE WILL NOT NEED YOU!

by James Lowe June 18, 2004

Crimson Shower

Being the act of when a menstruating woman, straddles a partner above the face, releases her tampon, and the resulting flow of menstrual blood upon the partners face being a crimson shower.

Sandra was on her period so I asked her to give me a crimson shower

by Clinton Sounds January 31, 2004

dirty shower

when u bust a load on a girls head then piss on it to wash it off

by Anonymous January 24, 2003