Blood sausage

Your dick. After period sex, enough said

As soon as I pulled out I knew I had blood sausage

by Anerdwhogetslaid September 9, 2016

Sausage Fest

A Sausage fest is the act or situation where a group of males over the age of 18 socialise on a night out without any females.

"Jeez, last night was terrible. We had a sausage fest."

by Z3r0T0l3r4nc3 October 3, 2016

peruvian sausage

The largest of all the sausages in the world, far superior to the donger

Wow that guy is so hot I bet he has a Peruvian sausage.

I wish I had a peruvian sausage!

by SAFTB November 27, 2016

smuggling sausage

The art of concealing a boner while in public.. Each man has developed his own technique.

Steve : "Why is Jimmy walking like a spaz?"

Tom : "I saw him talking to a model earlier, I think he is smuggling sausage."

by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015

portuguese sausage

Getting slapped in the face by an autistic persons dick

I went to bible camp last summer and the kid on the top bunk gave me a Portuguese sausage

by Buzzlightyear18 July 23, 2019

Sausage Sofa

When your balls act as a sofa for your penis.

Bloody hell, I almost tripped on my sausage sofa.

by Slewcake November 9, 2019

SAUSAGE TEMPLE

A body that likes a lot of Sausage

Kim said while ordering breakfast, "My body is a Sausage Temple"

by marcowh May 3, 2019