A Fake Mangasim is when a man can't ejaculate after a timely session of deep penetration whilst intoxicated.
‘I was going for gold after getting back from a night on the tiles, could I hell ejaculate so I fake mangasimed. I took her from behind grunted and spat on her back’
by Urban Cowboy Smith April 11, 2011
by hatememakeme December 23, 2013
1) He says he fights a lot but he's a fake monster.
2)You better watch out for that fake monster in Matt's pants.
2)You better watch out for that fake monster in Matt's pants.
by fakemonster July 28, 2005
Like the pump fake in basketball this a simply a fake out. This fake out occurs when you’re trying to take a shit but get faked out.
by igottashitbadly January 16, 2020
a culture which prefers fake things over the real thing for example, people like fake asses and titties, professional (fake) porn is preferred by many instead of amateur (real) porn, reality (staged scripted drama) TV, people who pretend to be happy but are just depressed.
Bob: Kim K has a nice ass.
Tyler: Kim Kardashian's ass looks fucking awful, you just like fake culture.
Tyler: Kim Kardashian's ass looks fucking awful, you just like fake culture.
by please enter your username March 25, 2021
hey why does it smell like burnt wood in here and why does the microwave sound like my mom when you bum her?
oh i put fake foil shit in there. what? it looked like paper!
oh i put fake foil shit in there. what? it looked like paper!
by broham14 February 18, 2010
A person who describes themselves as a Buddhist but only follows the tenets when it serves them personally.
I realised my ex boyfriend was a fake buddhist when he broke my heart when he admitted to stringing me along while eating at a vegan restaurant because he doesn't want to harm any living thing.
by Raven Bancroft March 02, 2015