Sunscreen Surprise

When you ejaculate on another persons stomach after sex and before you even notice the women forcibly hugs you.

"Dude she is so dog, she sunscreen surprised me! I never saw it coming!"

by Slayinator235 October 21, 2011

Thai surprise

When a "woman" unexpectedly reveals that she is, in fact, a man and has a penis. It is called a Thai surprise due to the extra convincing look of Thai men posing as women.

I got back to my place with that Asian girl from the bar and she gave me the Thai surprise, I'm pretty sure her penis was just as big as mine.

by Thean1894 May 7, 2013

a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces

An alternate way of saying the phrase, "smoke and mirrors".

Hey Jake!
Didjya see that magician levitating that car?
It was all just a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces!

by Telephony September 12, 2014

October surprise

An unexpected, dramatic last-minute event which potentially alters the outcome of an election. The term dates to the 1980 presidential campaign, in which Jimmy Carter planned, for October of that year, an operation to rescue American hostages held in Iran. Carter was lagging behind in polls and a successful rescue, an "October surprise," would likely have shifted the momentum to his side. The attempt failed, however, and Carter lost the election. Some have suggested that the Reagan campaign deliberately sabotaged the effort in order to bolster his candidacy.

Before Osama bin Laden released his newest tape, some people thought the Bush campaign would produce him as an October surprise.

by Sam Sundquist November 1, 2004

surfer

A person who feels like a bad day in the water is ten times better than a good day out of it.

Surfer surfs surf surfericiously.

by ripcurlgirl September 15, 2004

Surreal

Having a dreamlike quality.

"Giraffes and wildebeest were recently sighted attempting to gain entry to a prototype cylindrical toaster left to dry on the roof of Prof. Marleson's New York apartment."

by blii February 19, 2003

San Juan Surprise

When one Puerto Rican bumps into you so you drop something you are holding and when you are bending over, another Puerto Rican sticks a finger up your butthole and screams "Caucau! Caucau!" like a bird.

Billy Bowstaff was walking down the dusty, lonely street contemplating his life force. Suddenly, before he knew it, he was a victim of a San Juan Surprise.

by Julio Handjob June 14, 2006