Mind Stroke

Mind Stroke is when you masterbate with your brain because you are in a social situation that doesn't include the opportunity for the real thing, usually after seeing an uber hot hottie.

Friend 1: you missed all the babes at the beach yesterday

Friend 2: was it epic

Friend 1: Dude, total mind stroke

by blinddolphin April 8, 2011

Mercy Stroke

The act of masturbating while your partner/future ex-girlfriend/boyfriend places their mouth at the base of your wang, causing your forceful masturbation to, at the same time pound her mouth with the top of your tightly wrapped fist.

Ken: "Dude, i think i just beat myself off and beat up my girlfriend at the same time while she was blowing me."
Reeyou: "That my friend is called a Mercy Stroke, you have Mercy Stroke immunity, don't worry"
*Ken and Reeyou hi-five while time stands still*

by 8butt April 30, 2014

dick strong

Is the concept of not being able to move the penis it's so erect nothing will phase its structure. Can go through anything in its way.

Ex: "Alan was so dick strong he destroyed Angel during sex"

by PioneerBrad423 February 13, 2015

log stroll

A short leisurely walk in hope of finding logs.

Meredith needed some logs for her fireplace so she went on a log stroll along the beach.

by SirRex June 22, 2017

Wash Strokes

When you wind up mastutbsting yourself to orgasm while bathing or showering. Typically starts with a few innocent soapy wash strokes to clean the genitals but quickly turns into a full on wank or bean flicking session.

I intended to take a quick shower to rinse off but as usual, it ended with wash strokes.

I was washing the knob cheese from my foreskin and ended up doing wash strokes and busted a rope all down my leg.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

night stroll

high sobriety weekender

Would you do a night stroll with me. Not the city centre with its uniform architecture, its corporate repetition of household brands, its clichés of welcoming catering, beverage brainkill bliss. Would you show me where people live and sleep. Where they love and lose. laugh and bleed. Where the struggle is not an adidas claim and Just do it means to save your life. Where the voices are low and slow because daylight is rarely seen. Would you do a night stroll with me so i can see real feel real be real for real.

by Krkič May 17, 2019

midnight stroll

when you stay up past midnight looking at all the cool things you can’t afford to buy

i often take midnight strolls, i always end up really sad afterwards

by devin123456 January 4, 2020