Cock Shift

To shift or man handle cock

Tom had to cock shift most of the morning before he had made enough room in the sauna for him to have a lie down.

by Bagel Dave July 3, 2006

Red Shifter

One who has no friends and the entire world hates him

by DSEZ October 7, 2003

Shift

Another word for "Stab" or "Shank"

"I'm so serious, I will shift you. xD"

by Your Momma ;D October 8, 2011

Shifty

1337 in its pure form. The pwner of the entire internet and possibly the world. Could own a small miniscule member with no effort.

Also see people who can walk on water

OH MY GOD!! IT'S SHIFTY! HE JUST PERFORMED A MIRACLE!

Shifty, spit on me please, I'll sell it on eBay.

Shifty, will you marry me?

by Sal July 20, 2004

Shifty

1.A person, (usually male) that instantly causes alarm when they appear in a room. Usually seen in black, grey, or variety of cammo patterns. Should not be trusted.
2.A strange aura of energy that follows a person. Nothing is obvious, but all get the feeling that something is odd. Everyone IDs the person on sight.
3.Jim K.

1. Look at that Shifty character overthere
2. Shifty? Oh, I know who you mean
3. Shut up Shifty

by Shifty July 1, 2004

sifter

verb.
1)To blend in/push in with other people, generally to ones advantage. A sifter is one who sifts, and is generally looked down on.

2) To come on to/ spade someone without any encouragement.

1)Hey, that guy just sifted into the queue. That's not fair, we've been waiting far longer than that sifter.

2) Ew, Kelsey won't leave me alone. He's such a sifty bastard.

by PlumTea May 29, 2004

siftard

A person who uses internet or leetspeak in offline conversation. Generally derogatory. Comes from sif and tard.

"You said lol? What a siftard!"

by TheJackMan February 1, 2005