santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is completley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".

Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.

by Quinn Marie October 7, 2006

Santangelo

The art of disguising personal insecurities with humor and personal attacks on others.

Feeling inferior in the company of such great men, Andy pulled a Santangelo by bringing up Mike's recent visit to his family doctor.

by MDV May 5, 2006

Santa

That guy that doesn't exist

little kid: "Dad, wheres Santa?"
Drunken Dad: "That fat bastard ain't real, go back to bed"
little kid: (dreams officially crushed)

by dreamcrushedboy December 24, 2010

santa clause

used when someone aks you a question but you dont wanna answer and are annoyed in a way.

'who paid for that drink?'
'Santa Clause'

by JJ June 30, 2004

Santa

see Satan

a big,fat red fuck who teaches greediness,wanton-ness,and lust and stands in the way of the truth blotting it out by obscuring it with his enormously fat ass and head

teaches blatant consumerism

Santa is a big,fat,fuck

by kool aid December 8, 2003

santa

not real.

Santa isn't real

by Eggie g December 8, 2012

Carlos Santana

Carlos Santana is a blues/rock guitarist who was a founding member of the 60's/70's rock group Santana. Together with keyboardist/vocalist Greg Rolie, percussionists José "Chepito" Areas Mike Carabello, drummer Mike Shrieve and bassist Mike Brown, they went on to release a host of amazing albums, Santana (1969), Abraxas (1970), III (1971) and Caravanserai (1972). In the late 90’s, possibly due to his old age, Carlos caught a very serious disease called Commerical Bastardidus which causes you to write extremely mediocre and watered down songs and collaborate with inferior artists. This resulted in the 1998 crap fest, Supernatural which featured the mediocre vocal diarrhea of Rob Thomas, Dave Matthews and many others. Later Santana would collaborate with hacks such as Chad Kroeger and Michelle Branch , two people who seriously need to have their mouths packed full of cement. Recently, Santana has released what is quite possibly the worst release of his entire career, Guitar Heaven. This album makes Supernatural sound good by comparison. Trust me do not listen to this awful train wreck of commercialized shit. Stick to the first four albums put out by the original band and forget that the later abominations ever existed.

Smart Person: I was just listening to “Just In Time To See The Sun” off Caravanserai. Carlos Santana rocked it on that one. Brilliant song!

Dumb mainstream music sheep: YEAH I LIKE SANTANA. SMOOTH IS A GREAT TUNE.LOVE THAT ROB THOMAS. (begins jacking off to dave matthews)

Smart Person: (face palms)

by Mayall295z November 20, 2010