squinter

Derogatory term; Smoneone in the workplace who isn't capable of performing even the simplest tasks, without constant handholding and direction.

1. I have a shitload of work to do, because those damn squinter's can't do anything right.
2. If that damn squinter doesn't stop playing with his remote control cars, and start doing some work.....

by Mayzee January 9, 2007

v-squirt

When the vagina squirts after having sex or masturbating.

Damn , did you see where ashley v-squirted last night? There is a huge stain on her bed!

by A-Dub269u June 27, 2006

squanto

Slang for dank,hash,marijuana,ghanja,reefer,etc.

Yo you got that eighth of squanto yet man?

by ;) April 5, 2003

squirt

a kid (usually male) who is small, kinda cute but not really, and can be annoying.

Squirts usually distinguish themselves by trying to be an upper class man when they are a freshman. although squirts are annoying and small like gremlins, they are still needed in society.

ryan: wow did you see that squirt today, he was all up and crazy.

joe: yeah he is very annoying whay does he try to hang with us?

ryan: I dont know, but i feel like he needs to annoy us, like my aunt jane!

joe: i hate your aunt, but you sill gotta love her, like squirt!

by mjrizzle December 1, 2010

south carolina squirt swigler

when your fucking your women and you accidentally get a swig of her vaginal fluids

kyle: Man i was fuckin my girl and guess what
jake: what?
kyle: she squirted in my mouth
jake: dude your a south carolina squirt swigler
kyle: i know but i kinda liked it!!!

by goonersteve January 28, 2008

squinties

slanted eyed folk of the east.Refering to the shape of the eyes, slanted and resemble squinting.

I went to the squinties resturant but i couldn't order because those mother fuckers looked like they where asleep. Lets go lynch a nig.

by mander October 14, 2004

Squints

A word used to describe a massive overflow of fences or diarrhea after eating spicy meat most commonly associated with BBQ. An excessive amount of meaty poop exploding from the anus.

Man I’m pretty sure I’ll have the Squints after eating all this BBQ.

by Mr.ThatGuy August 25, 2018