Ball shredder

When you stick you balls in a paper shreder and they jam half way though

Ball shredder a better than ball strechers

by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020

Tennessee Shredder

A blowjob, typically performed incestuously, where the giver shreds up the receiver's dick due to their mishapen teeth.

I was with my sister at the swimming hole on Saturday and hooooowee she gave me the hottest Tennessee Shredder!

by A Victim Of Saber March 22, 2021

Pirate shredder

A pirate shredder is when a female is performing oral sex with cap'n crunch in her mouth and when you ejaculate you scream swab the deck then continue to ejaculate blood all over her body as if she was being shot with cannon balls.

You : yo I was fucking lindsay lastnight and she gave me a pirate shredder.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.

by A well known wigger March 31, 2021

Jersey Shored

The act of passing out landing flat on your face due to a combination of dehydration and too much alcohol.

Dude...here's the situation...you gotta make sure you're drinking enough water....otherwise you'll wind up jersey shored like that girl did at the old pink house.

by Tihm Uri May 24, 2021

Load shredding

Load Shredding is when you have Load Shedding in your area and can't work. So you rack up your mountain bike to go "Load Shredding"

Hi dude, seeing that we can't work due to Load shedding, let's get our bikes and go Load Shredding!

by Munchk1n March 3, 2022

Load Shredding

When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 "Load Shedding", so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab yout mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"

Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah ma, meet you there."

by anonymous February 22, 2023

cheddar shredder

when the letty ain't ripping you know it's time to take a visit to the cheddar shredder.

the wings are growing a bit long pal, bout time to visit the cheddar shredder before those ferda wings lose their shine eh

by McDavo January 8, 2024