Green Spider

He comes from Chernobyl and lives inside Mrs. Hobble, if he were to bite you, your life might go wobble

hey jimjam be carful if that green spider, if you get bitten you could die

by mmmmmmmmilk April 23, 2020

Kentucky Slider

When you drag your balls across a girls face, from top of chin to top of forehead, in one slow paced motion.

I gave her a Kentucky Slider

by Futt Bucker May 13, 2020

Frock-spider

Catholic priest who rapes children. Play on the Australian term of "Rock-spider" eg a child rapist or pedophile

He's been released from jail, but everyone in the church knows he is a Frock-spider

by MsPlasma July 19, 2020

Mississippi slider

The act of jumping out of, or off of, a moving vehicle faceplanting and sliding down the road rather than rolling.

“I might just jump out of the car.”
“Remember to roll.”
“Nope, we’re going for the faceplant today.”
“Ah the ol’ Mississippi slider.”

by sssff July 16, 2021

Chocolate Spider Web

When someone doesn't wipe well enough after a wet dump and the remaining poop dries up in their butt hair...

Jermey ran out of toilet paper and got a *Chocolate Spider Web* in his pantaloons after having explosive diarrhea.

by Lord fartamor August 16, 2021

Myatt Snider

A NASCAR driver who does not deserve his ride and only has a good car because of sponsorship

Myatt Snider belongs on the couch

by Myatt Snider sucks lol October 13, 2021

Huge spider web

A giant web that has been waiting all its life for you to accidentally run into and freak out about having a spider on you for the next 30 seconds.

A huge spider web is also called future anxiety

by Just a person procrastinating October 13, 2021