I saw a lady doing anal bleaching on TV. If she wants to make her chocolate spider vanilla, that's ok with me.
by C-whiz November 3, 2005
by myopia September 17, 2009
After cumming in her ass, she forces out your jizz like a spider forces out its silk. an Anal Cream Pie.
by lonewolf703 August 25, 2008
by Bobz125 April 29, 2019
When someone doesn't wipe well enough after a wet dump and the remaining poop dries up in their butt hair...
Jermey ran out of toilet paper and got a *Chocolate Spider Web* in his pantaloons after having explosive diarrhea.
by Lord fartamor August 16, 2021
"I did her up the chocolate spider web of doom"
by Roberto DiMatteo May 1, 2004