soft corner

like someone very much without a reason.

The kids in my class have a soft corner for the lame puppy, so they don't want to kill it!

by 1234Rockstar1234 September 14, 2017

soft cock

What someone uses to fuck you over while trying to convice you that you are getting the better end of the deal.

When my new boss took my corner office and hot steno in exchange for a cubicle near the bathroom and a promise of future "developmental" opportunities he really fucked me with a "soft cock".

by 19Bearhunter March 29, 2008

soft serve

The act of having horrible fire ass, and spilling out what appears to be a delicoius chocolate twisty.

I drank highlife 40's last night till 3 am.. Got up this morning , tried to fart, and filled my boxers like a waffle cone and softserve!

by Hank Reed March 1, 2005

soft landing

Laying a carpet of toilet paper over the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump so it does not splash.

I knew my boss was in the next cubicle so I had to make it a soft landing.

by real name October 22, 2014

soft cunt

Someone who isn't 'onto' it, doesn't understand something or things in general.

'wah ya soft cunt' 'what u upto ya soft cunt' 'SOFT CUNT!' 'urr ya soft cunt'

by ARMS March 29, 2005

soft taco

code words for sexual tension; related urst; originated in high school theater back stage when one's friends have extreme unresolved sexual tension and you need to talk about it without them knowing

"wow, look at those two, they have a huge soft taco!"

"the soft taco between those two is so huge i wonder if they can eat it all by themselves..."

by Liz July 18, 2005

Soft Serve

The act of having sex with a flaccid penis

"It doesnt matter that i am impotent. My girlfriend loves it when I give her the soft serve! And it feels better too!!"

by DaboShabba October 2, 2013