Shit Witch

A shit witch is a girl that is cute, rich, and popular but behaves in the most ugly of manners. Shit witches are tasked by the Devil with making the world a much worse place.

Wendy is a shit witch, dude. It's just the way it is.

by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009

Cig Shit

The Urge to take a shit during or after the smoking of a cigarette.

Dude, I just took the biggest cig shit of my life!

by Fletch703 February 4, 2010

Cork Shit

That first piece of feces that almost makes you burst a blood vessel to push out, but after that, the flood gates open.

After I pushed out that cork shit, the rest of the Taco Bell just came shooting out.

by Skizzblizz October 30, 2009

freebird shit

When a shit lasts so long that you are able to listen to the entire song by Lynyrd Skynyrd while on the toilet.

After that Mexican last night, I had to take one hell of a freebird shit.

by funnythatsmyname October 28, 2010

shit hydrant

Adjective - a bad situation that is becoming worse

Example: "Not only did I get fired but my wife left me. This day has been a total shit hydrant."

by Ryo-FFXIV November 11, 2013

Macgyver Shit

After taking a mean shit, an act of desperation, usually by the lazy, using a piece of clothing (your roommate's socks, a t-shirt, a bath towel etc.) to wipe your dirty ass after realizing you have absolutely no paper products whatsoever in your house.

Roommate Kevin : "Dude, where are all my socks & towels? I had a ton!"

Fat Jack: "Man, I gotta confession to make. I've been too lazy to buy TP, so I've been wiping my ass clean with your socks & towels & then throwing them away."

Roommate Kevin: "Please tell me you're fucking joking, you lazy fat fuck! Why don't you use your own socks when you Macgyver Shit?!"

by Urban_Baby_101 January 27, 2014

Shit Multiplier

The number by which something is multiplied when prefaced with "shit". This is typically somewhere between 1.5x - 2x. However, many interpretations have placed the shit multiplier as high as 20x.

"Whoa, that is a shit ton of shit." "What shit multiplier are you applying to that shit?"

by dwreckmi October 31, 2014