self blumpkin

you jerk off while taking a shit on the toilet. same as blumpkin but instead of getting a blowjob you engage in self-pleasure

i was so wasted last night my friends got a picture of me doing a self blumpkin

by king blumpkin January 27, 2008

Self Induced Blumpkin

To suck one's own penis while defecating.

I was sitting on the toilet with candles lit and Yanni music playing and got really turned on while pinching a loaf. So i gave myself a Self Induced Blumpkin. The smell of my own poop made me cum into my mouth.

by Dick driller January 8, 2009

Seafood chowder

While recieving oral sex from your partner, you pull out of their mouth as you are about to squirt, and with one of your hands, reach behind you and dump a can of tuna fish on their face while you ejaculate on it at the same time.

I made a fresh batch of seafood chowder on that hooker's face last night!

by juanpablow July 2, 2009

Selficide

When someone, or multiple people die from taking a selfie

Did you hear about that couple that fell off a cliff taking a selfie? Damn Selficide gets em every time.

Omg, that Selficide report was awesome!

by CjKj777 March 31, 2015

self-injury

The act of deliberately inflicting pain upon ones self without means to commit suicide. This can be done in a variety of ways both conscious and sub conscious. Self - injury (or self harming as it is also known) is done mainly to relieve emotional pain, like to release a pressure building up inside a person, and they feel they can't communicate efficiently enough to relive the pressure and resort to harming themselves to relive it. It can also be done as a sub conscious or even conscious attempt at seeking attention. This may be because the sufferer feels lonely or depressed.
Self-injury may also be a result of a tension or stress building up on a person who may relieve this stress by biting nails or pulling hair etc. Small, everyday habits.
Self-harm is commonest in young teenage girls. There are MASSIVE amounts of peer pressure on these girls now from friends, family and the media obsession with 'perfect people' It is not just a problem with teenage girls however, it is found in teenage boys, adults and elderly. The national statistics are 1/10 people self harm at one point in their life. Self-harming can include:

-Cutting/ scratching (any part of the body)- scratching can be subconscious

-Burning (can be done with a flame or friction burn. For example of friction burn, rubbing oneself with a pencil rubber until a burn is made)

-Poisoning

-Biting (biting lips and fingernails can be subconscious but biting skin is more of a conscious decision)

-Pulling out hair (Trichotillomania) - this can be subconscious

-Exposing self to heat and cold extremes

-Even piercing oneself several times, for the pleasure of the pain, not for the beautification.

Self harming can be taken too far and if you self harm, its a good idea to keep a first aid box nearby, and keep the object you are using as clean as possible.
Self-harm can lead to loss of limbs etc due to gangrene and infection and accidental death. People who self harm are statistically also more likely to commit suicide.....

1 outta 10 people self harm and the figures are growing

by happy now? July 30, 2004

mindless self indulgence

Best band in... New Jersey although they are not from New Jersey, they are the best band in new jersey, i love em

Jimmy urine from MSI is the shit

by Matt Allen July 8, 2003

self-bukkake

the act of accidentally squirting cum on one's own face

Roberto was so excited during the hand job that he performed a self-bukkake. He wasn't sure whether to feel disgusted or proud for making the distance.

by Elizabeth March 28, 2004