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Scimple

A pimple or zit on your scalp, most commonly noticed if your bald.
"Dude I was playing COD with Marley, and i looked over and saw that his crome-dome was covered in scimples"
by aerosolfaith April 8, 2010
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scimpet

adjective descbring something that is not right, but at the same time is completely right.
War is scimpet.
by laek and baek January 13, 2011
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Simpsoned

The act of making questionable decisions causing involvement by local law enforcement.
Hey man, have fun tonight, but make sure you don't get Simpsoned. I don't have time to bail you out tomorrow.
by The Simpsonator 3000 November 4, 2011
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Simpsoner JR

V. Pleasuring one self while operating a motorized vehicle - wheels must be in motion.
My damn bus driver keeps missing all my stops - he must be on his third Simpsoner JR
by WildERP August 26, 2013
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Simpsons Did It

What you say when you overhear someone plotting revenge as an allusion to Dougie from South Park who said it repeatedly to Butters
Carrie: "I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all four tires, and carved my name into his leather seat to avenge my ex-boyfriend for cheating on me".
Karen: "Simpsons did it!"
Miranda: "I walked into a bar and attacked his new girlfriend because I'm an immature little girl who can't get over my ex like he got over me".
Karen: "Simpsons did it, Simpsons did it!"
Carrie: "They did not!"
Karen: "I know. I'm just saying what Dougie said to Butters whenever he plotted revenge against the people who wronged him".
Miranda: "South Park is a stupid show. The main characters think hunting is stupid, so I hate that show".
by chad'srockergrrrll February 15, 2015
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Simpsinator

A kid who thinks he is the king of the entire universe, but in reality is just a retard in a wheelchair.
Man, that guy totally thinks he is a simpsinator, what a retard.
by Nigger on speed February 28, 2016
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Simpson Syndrome

When a girl sucks your dick so well that you turn yellow
"Yo last night I hooked up with this girl and she gave my Simpson syndrome"
by OH my God DADDY November 30, 2016
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