Rusty Oven

When a man puts his testicles in an elderly womans vagina

Boy #1 "Dude did you hear that Robert's Dad gave a girl a Rusty Oven?" Boy #2 "Awww eww dude that's sick, we should tell everyone at school!"

by Baby Meflem Master February 23, 2011

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Rusty Shuffle

The shuffle you make to retrieve TP after realizing your out.

Dropped a load only to realize my GF used the last of the TP roll, had rusty shuffle for more.

by LongTuna May 09, 2020

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Rusty Pickle

The act of first inserting a pickle half-way into the anus, eating it up to the rim, and then sucking the rest of it into your mouth, savoring the juices.

I gave that bitch the rusty pickle

by schabros December 22, 2010

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Rusty Anchor

Perform anal sex to a finish, pull your dick out and dunk it in a craft beer and make your partner drink it.

If she let's me sail the brown seas she be deserving of a Rusty Anchor!!!

by Rim Tobbs August 20, 2020

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Rusty Basketball

A sexual act in which you spread a person’s ass cheeks, stick your finger in their ass, pick them up, and spin them around your finger like a basketball.

“Dude smell by finger”
*sniff* what the fuck!?!?!”
“Gave my girl a rusty basketball last night bro!”
“Can you please wash your finger??”

by FruitSnaxitave December 14, 2018

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