Rusty Euphonium

When you pick up a girl, ram her vagina, attempt to stick the small end of a euphonium mouth piece into her nipple, and continue to play on the mouth piece, representing her body as a euphonium.

Yea man I gave her a Rusty Euphonium.

by snappyboi December 1, 2017

Rusty Foreman

The rusty foreman is when you initiate a rimjob but only after your face is defecated upon.

I hear that Charlie is into some wild stuff; eating ass isn't enough, he really dives into the ol' rusty foreman.

by Crusty Foreman May 8, 2018

Rusty Dog

The male penis after raw dogging anal sex with a less than clean partner.

Rachel gave me a rusty dog last night. Had to shower it off.

That fast prostitute left me with one thick rusty dog.

Despite the pre-sex enema, I still got a rusty dog.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

Rusty Shuffle

The shuffle you make to retrieve TP after realizing your out.

Dropped a load only to realize my GF used the last of the TP roll, had rusty shuffle for more.

by LongTuna May 8, 2020

Rusty Anchor

Perform anal sex to a finish, pull your dick out and dunk it in a craft beer and make your partner drink it.

If she let's me sail the brown seas she be deserving of a Rusty Anchor!!!

by Rim Tobbs August 19, 2020

rusty custard

a mixture of poo and semen concocted by putting your dong into anothers poop chute

Sandra is such a lover of anal play and really enjoys a rusty custard eye patch as a finishing move

by Yosemite Slamdancer December 15, 2011

Rusty Oven

When a man puts his testicles in an elderly womans vagina

Boy #1 "Dude did you hear that Robert's Dad gave a girl a Rusty Oven?" Boy #2 "Awww eww dude that's sick, we should tell everyone at school!"

by Baby Meflem Master March 9, 2011