Evan(redefined)

Bro is a munch and in love with his ex he should get his priorities straight and realize hes a dork. Hes still dumb and annoying and all that from that old definition btw

Evan(redefined) is a mega munch

by evanisamouse February 11, 2023

The redder the better

When you have great sex and fuck till you are both raw

Person 1: What is good sex for you?
Person 2: The redder the better.

by Gst123456789 April 6, 2023

Weiner redeemer

A woman, usually, and boringly also known as a hoe, who just can't get enough weiner. So horribly down bad that she must treat her own obsessions of weiner as redeemable tokens of sex

"I don't know dude. That girl you introduced me to at the club, something about her just screams weiner redeemer.

by LFWinkwell January 30, 2024

Selective Reader

When you’re in an online argument and someone only mentions a part of your argument that they can use against you to make it seem like you lost is a selective reader.

I was in an argument with someone Twitter who only used some parts of my texts to counter argue. What a selective reader!

by Memes do ur mom November 24, 2023

Leon Reader

Leon Reader (born birthdate) is an adolescent renowned for his notable contributions to contemporary literature and artistic expression. His works, including "Skibidi Toilet" and "A Punishment from Daddy," have garnered widespread acclaim for their unique narratives and thought-provoking themes.

"Skibidi Toilet" captivates audiences with its whimsical yet introspective exploration of the mundane aspects of daily life, infused with subtle humor and profound observations. Meanwhile, "A Punishment from Daddy" delves into the complexities of familial relationships, tackling issues of authority, rebellion, and forgiveness with sensitivity and depth.

Despite his young age, Reader has earned admiration and respect within literary circles for his exceptional talent and maturity in storytelling. His works have been praised for their ability to resonate with audiences of all ages, sparking conversations and eliciting emotions that transcend generational boundaries.

Reader's literary prowess, coupled with his keen insight into the human experience, positions him as a rising star in the world of literature. As he continues to hone his craft and explore new artistic endeavors, Leon Reader remains a figure of inspiration and admiration for aspiring writers and enthusiasts alike.

Chris: "Look! It's Leon Reader!"
Jack: "Skibidi toilet!"

by cooldefinitions.com March 20, 2024

Dirty Randezook

When a person is close to ejaculating in the missionary position and then they spins around and ejaculates on their partners face face while standing above their partner, and then they stick their penis back in the hole they were penetrating.

"dude, when I was fucking Stacy, I gave her a Dirty Randezook."
-"What the hell is wrong with you?"

by DrZomboss March 26, 2024

Guardian Reader

Marxist fool incapable of processing information and reads to Guardian to remain insulated in his stupid. A cross between Harold Shipman and Coco the Clown, with the core Marxist beliefs of Hitler or Lenin

No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.

by Maggie T April 3, 2024