Tomato Ramen

A flavor of Maruchan Ramen noodles that was discontinued in the early 2000's due to a "lack of sales" while other flavors that still collect dust on shelves to this day somehow stay in circulation

Bro 1: "Remember that ice cream you told me about? I was looking for it at the store and couldn't find it."
Bro 2: "Yeah, it's probably just out of stock. It's bomb af, so I'm not surprised."
Bro 1: "Naw bro. I mean like there wasn't even a spot for it on the shelves."
Bro 2: "ON MY LIFE DUDE. I swear, if those assholes pull some Tomato Ramen type shit, I'M GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND."
Bro 1: "Relax bro."
Bro 2: "GET FUCKED, PUSSY."

by |P|R|Y|M|E| August 27, 2021

Rainbow Ramen

Instant Ramen made with whatever the fuck you can find in it (veggies, herbs, spices, etc.).

"There's nothing to eat in this bitch, guess I'll make rainbow ramen."

by DingDongButthole September 21, 2022

Prison Ramen

Ramen Noodles made with more than 3 add ins besides the salt packet.

“Earlier, I put onions, egg, and hot sauce in my Ramen Noodles.”

“Yeah, that was prison ramen”

by anonymous January 12, 2023

whiteboy-ramen

1. Ramen noodles that were cooked by a whiteboy.

2. Something that sounds disappointing, but turns out to be really good.

That movie is whiteboy-ramen. The previews and advertisements made it look bad, but it's actually really good.

by liddle_erbles November 12, 2023

Wetherspoons Ramen

The culinary delight created when somebody (normally intoxicated) vomits into a pub urinal.

Ah fucking hell… have you seen the Wetherspoons Ramen in urinal four… somebody’s had a bad night!

by Bantsycastle May 23, 2024

bardonic ramen

fried ramen that you boil with blue powerade, preferably mountain berry blast

bardonic ramen is blue like sonic the hedgehog bitches!

by jag-stang29 June 3, 2024

Hold the ramen

"Hold the ramen" is a sexual move where the male boils up 2 packs of top ramen, cools it down a little bit and pours it over his girl's ass and proceeds to eat it out.

It's important that the ramen cools down a little before pouring it over your girl because else the amazing taste of the boiling hot ramen will ruin the taste of your girl's ass.

Bruh yesterday me and my girl held the ramen hold the ramen

by Ramenslut September 25, 2017