Present

When a cat brings another animal home, usually that they're giving you in the hope you'll eat it and thank them.

"Don't let the cat in, she's got a present."

by Archmage Mad Hazza the Green March 17, 2026

Presentator

A presenter who is also a bit of a potato

The presentation was okay, but the guy delivering it was a bit of a presentator

by BlobRainbow February 14, 2025

Present

Can I be present in the moment?

Hym "Um... YEAH, dipshit. That's one of the modes. I mean, it- What are you even talking about? It isn't even the best mode! I'm using it now! While I write! That is what the mode is for! You are doing that wrong. Present mode (Fully embodied self/FES) is got DOING things, Ham Sarris. It's for like, slanging weiner and shit. Why would I use FES all the time? That's why I think you don't have thoughts in your head. I use it while I'm writing and oscillate between THAT and Internal Dialogue mode to make these. Then there is Scenario Visualization mode. And then there is the Autopilot. That's for remedial, repetitive task. And I use the autopilot in conjunction with both Visualization and Dialogue modes. It also doesn't require cognition AT ALL. Like, my walk to work last night was almost entirely autopilot. I literally don't even remember most of the trip. But my autopilot is ALSO fucked right now because of this brain shit I got going on. But nah, there's nothing good about present mode. Present mode is dodshit. Hyperfocus mode or bust. But hyper focus is strenuous. Which is why I usually only play games in like 1-2 hour long bursts. What am I going to do? Go outside and look at a bird? Fuck present mode."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025

priest derby

The alter boy version of the Kentucky Derby when priests ride 10 year olds.

Father Fudge Packer rode his 10 year old alter boy to victory at the Priest Derby.

by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 20, 2025

Priest

The act of molesting unsuspecting children in a religious setting, beholden to zero accountability.

Little Jimmy got priested during his time as an altar boy. He now needs therapy as an adult.

by Yourneighborscousinsdog May 24, 2025

Presentitute

A person who gives flashy, overhyped presentations purely for personal gain, attention, or profit — often without substance, sincerity, or shame. Will sell out their ideas, values, or coworkers for applause, likes, or a free conference badge.

Friend #1: “Did you see Karen’s ‘thought leadership’ deck at the all-hands?”
Friend #2: “Yeah, it was 40 slides of AI buzzwords and fake humility. She’s a total presentitute.”

by KeynoteKilla July 16, 2025

Priestley

Unit of measurement. Slightly more than a cunt hair.

The hole is about a Priestley deep.

by Mfrer July 28, 2025