Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh coach my knees hurt. im gonna have to sit out this week and get a bag of ice for every practice.
Trainer Brady: okay zach take a seat im going to go get ice and tape for you
zach paling: i dont need it i just dont wanna practice.
Trainer Brady: take it or ill castrate you xD
zach paling: i dont need it i just dont wanna practice.
Trainer Brady: take it or ill castrate you xD
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2. Mother of a 16-year-old baby mama (proving that you don’t have to be poor to be white trash);
3. D-list “Reality TV” star; and
4. Living proof that a person could live without a brain - and get a job that doesn’t involve flipping burgers and asking whether you want fries with your order.
2. Mother of a 16-year-old baby mama (proving that you don’t have to be poor to be white trash);
3. D-list “Reality TV” star; and
4. Living proof that a person could live without a brain - and get a job that doesn’t involve flipping burgers and asking whether you want fries with your order.
Sarah Palin may be one hot grandmama, but half the things she says and does make America the laughingstock of the developed world.
If Sarah Palin is the best the GOP could come up with, then I’ll become a registered Democrat no matter what.
If Sarah Palin is the best the GOP could come up with, then I’ll become a registered Democrat no matter what.
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Coined by Jon Stewart and a keystone of the Sarah Palin arsenal, this is a political technique in which one complains about "unfair" assertions and criticism made by political opponents, but then proceeds to criticize said opponents in the same, allegedly "unfair" manner.
Also known as the "anchorage steamer" and the "caribou ball-swivel."
See also, hypocrisy.
Also known as the "anchorage steamer" and the "caribou ball-swivel."
See also, hypocrisy.
Sarah Palin - We've been falsely accused of being accessory to murder. This persecution is reprehensible. Blood libel...whatever that means...they're doing it.
Sarah Palin - But, y'know, this shooter may have even been a leftist. People on the left clearly do not like my message and are intent on bringing America to its knees.
Sarah Palin - In fact, if they didn't have their double standards, the left wouldn't have any standards!
Jon Stewart - Why don't we call that an anchorage steamer...or no wait...a PALIN-DROME!
Sarah Palin - But, y'know, this shooter may have even been a leftist. People on the left clearly do not like my message and are intent on bringing America to its knees.
Sarah Palin - In fact, if they didn't have their double standards, the left wouldn't have any standards!
Jon Stewart - Why don't we call that an anchorage steamer...or no wait...a PALIN-DROME!
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Get the palinize mug.the Republican Vice-Presidential canidate for John McCain in the 2008 Presidential elction. She is also formerly know as the Mayor of Wassila and the Gov. of Alaska.
She is a firm believer in the Sanctity of life and the resourcefulness of the American people.
during her campaign as Vice presidential nominee she fought:
-for no abortion
-for no eauthenization
-for an increase in homeland oil dependency
-against gay marriage (as the Constitution specifically states that marriage is the union between one man and one woman)
-a decrease in Iraq troops but a steady stay in the war we need to fight, as radicalTerrorists are still a threat to the U.S.A.
-FOR THE PEOPLE
-cutting spending and taxes and giving back to the communities
-for faith, strong believer in the power of "One Nation Under God!"
She has now returned to being the Gov. of Alaska and fighting corruption whenever it approaches.
Many look hopefully to her for the future in 2012 when she perhaps might run for President.
She is a firm believer in the Sanctity of life and the resourcefulness of the American people.
during her campaign as Vice presidential nominee she fought:
-for no abortion
-for no eauthenization
-for an increase in homeland oil dependency
-against gay marriage (as the Constitution specifically states that marriage is the union between one man and one woman)
-a decrease in Iraq troops but a steady stay in the war we need to fight, as radicalTerrorists are still a threat to the U.S.A.
-FOR THE PEOPLE
-cutting spending and taxes and giving back to the communities
-for faith, strong believer in the power of "One Nation Under God!"
She has now returned to being the Gov. of Alaska and fighting corruption whenever it approaches.
Many look hopefully to her for the future in 2012 when she perhaps might run for President.
by debbink8 December 19, 2008
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The smart, witty, snarky Governor of Alaska.
She is now the Vice Presidential running mate of Republican and war hero John McCain.
Very few have heard of her till now but she is here and she is kicking Barak's ass.
She is now the Vice Presidential running mate of Republican and war hero John McCain.
Very few have heard of her till now but she is here and she is kicking Barak's ass.
by TheEndMyFriend October 18, 2008
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