dog and pony show

when two or more people or organizations pretend to have a very public grievance with each other in order to create publicity and buzz for their product/service, etc.
Pro wrestling is full of dog and pony act story-lines.

Tito Ortiz made a bunch of rude comments to Ken Shamrock, and Ken lost it and nearly started a fight at the press conference. I know they hate each other, but it's really just a dog and pony show to drum up interest in the fight.

dog and pony show by Fartblossomforyou September 7, 2011

Stable Pony 

A cheap Irish bastard...who makes everyone else pay when out on the town usually failing to buy their own beer, cigarettes or anything for that matter. Their only purpose in life is to entertain people with their empty, pointless conversations and actions leading to fist fights or the accumulation of tears shed for their own self loathing.

Stable Pony

Stable Pony by Black Mask October 1, 2010

Ride That Pony

A game created by thespians at Roosevelt Highschool in Des Moines, Iowa. It has been passed down multiple times, but they were the real creators.
A group of ten+ people stand in a circle while a few people go around in an inside circle pretending to ride a pony while singing a song.

The song goes like this:
Woooo, ride that pony
Woooo, ride that pony
Woooo, ride that pony

This is how we ride

Then, the inside circle stops on whatever person the "this is how we ride" ended at, and dances. That portion of the song goes:
Front to front to front my pony
back to back to back my pony
side to side to side my pony
This is how we ride,

The people dancing then switch places with the person they were dancing with, and they then become the inside circle, then repeat.

Amazing game, for shizzle.
Kirsten: Let's play ride that pony
Bob: Heck yahhh, go Thespian games!

Ride That Pony by whatchusayyy December 10, 2009

crystal pony

a pony that has been fed meth. how to tell if you have a crystal pony on your hands:

1. it just lies down frothing at the mouth
2. it might cough up blood
3. it likes eating mud

"oh no!" said man1
"what?" said man2
"thats a crystal pony!" said man1
"so...." said man2
"i want a ride!" said man1
"dude hes eating your pants!" said man2
"feets dont fail me now!" said man1

crystal pony by shizmoo September 5, 2008

no pony 

Used in response to an unreasonable request. The implication is that the person making the request seems to want everything on a silver platter, and they want a pony as well.

A: Your web site sucks! I want to be able to do this, and this, and this, and...
B: Sorry, dude, no pony.

no pony by Ciaran_H August 2, 2006

electric pony 

The act of doing a guy/girl from behind while shaving one's own anal hairs. Just as one is about to blow one's load, he pulls out and squirts a line along the receiver's back. He then sprinkles the anal hairs along the line to create a mane, much like that of a pony.

Once you've done the electric pony, you are truly a pimp.

electric pony by Marco (Jesus) April 23, 2006

chucky pony 

a smaller version of a charley horse.

Pizzamaker: "I am a ninja!"
Pete Dick: "Whatever..."
Pizzamaker (whacking Pete in the thigh): "Take that then!"
Pete Dick: "What the hell fuck face, you just gave me a chucky pony."

chucky pony by Pete Dick March 12, 2008