Pissing peeps

" yo fat." Puts down the phone, another call. " yo fat". Pissing peeps

by Glitchingnames October 03, 2017

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Piss Sting

If you need a piss and instead decide to masturbate, you will experience a stinging sensation if taking the piss shortly after ejaculating.

"I had piss sting and regretted ever wanking at all."

by 9A Slang October 29, 2008

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Pissed minnda

(n.) (Australian slang) /pist min duh/ A drunk individual; an inebriated person.
In other words, a shit-faced dickhead.

'Get off the road, you bloody pissed minnda!'

by HellsBelS August 21, 2006

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Super Piss

When you gotta pee so bad that your bladder hurts and you fel like you have a second gut.

Dude 1. Yea so she was all like lemme give you head so naturally I said hell yea but you'll never guess what she had-
Dude2. Sorry dude but I gotta Super Piss right quick

Girl1. Come say something to me punk! you can't mess with me I do yoga and stuff!
Girl2. Listen u little blond beeyotch you have no idea how lucky you are that I have to super piss!!
Girl1. Nope ur jus scared of m yoga toned thighs
Girl 2 punches girl one out. "I should super piss on you." spits on girl1

by killer_bonbon! November 09, 2009

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express piss

When you are in a hurry and you want to piss fast, you start to piss, then flush so that you perfectly time it and you finish pissing at the exact same time the flush swirls down.

It was 8 o'clock and Jacob was late for class, so he express pissed and got the fuck out of there.

by ContinuumTransfunctioner September 17, 2010

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