perky turkey jerky

the act of masturbating using an oven roasted turkey as simulation.

friend: hey man what were you doing last night when i called and you didn't pick up?
me: awww man i was doin the good old perky turkey jerky, warm that shit up to 350 degrees, cut the hole, shit slides right in!

by maestro1623 August 14, 2010

perrywrinkles

The horizontal wrinkles on a (young) man's forehead, named after Luke Perry who was famous for his forehead wrinkles.

He had the most pronounced perrywrinkles I have ever seen, when he laughed, they were so cute.

by Chaswick March 22, 2019

perreaud

a large nosed individual, that is notorious for date rape; also is a brand of shaving cream for your ass

wow luke you are such a perreaud at everything

Your mom sucks cock

by FlossyMango - My xbox gamer April 6, 2009

permyballs

When a girl licks your balls and you get goose bumps from it.

Daym, that girl last night gave me permyballs

by TacoHandler December 7, 2015

perky pounding

When two friends are both sad and have sex to "perk" themselves up

I've had a really shit day and so have you how about we "perk" ourselves up and have a perky pounding

by serchild April 22, 2016

Perrigan

Is a sweet last name for people like myself and they ALWAYS r nice to people no matter what

Hi my name is bethany perrigan

by Bethanyperrigan11 March 22, 2018

percy pingu

When you or your teammates play an absolutely amazing over-the-top through ball to someone on your team when playing football either in real life or on pro clubs.

That was an absolute percy pingu from Toni Kroos!

by LittleJib March 30, 2019