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by Big-Ass-BONNER June 18, 2014
Get the muffed onion mug.A popular term often used on social media in response to a sentimental, sappy, or emotionally-charged video or meme that makes you "tear-up". It's a metaphor referring to how your eyes water when you're cutting onions. The phrase is used by the poster as a means of deflecting or "saving face" from admitting they were emotionally affected to the point of tears welling in their eyes from what they just saw or read.
VIDEO POSTED ON FACEBOOK: (Something with a kitten getting rescued from a house fire by a firefighter that gives it oxygen and revives it. Then, the firefighter unites it with the ecstatic little girl it belongs to.)
SOMEONE AFTER VIEWING THE VIDEO: Just watched this video and my eyes started tearing up from those damn onions again!
SOMEONE AFTER VIEWING THE VIDEO: Just watched this video and my eyes started tearing up from those damn onions again!
by Hextraordinary13 February 6, 2017
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by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 15, 2022
Get the Soviet Onion mug.A high pitched alien chihuahua sounding turtle speed running giraffe looking self who doesn’t comprehend the algorithm of a toothpick and instead uses it to fight hamster midgets in the middle of a grocery store while singing let it go on the top of its toungue. No one knows whether to call it a boy or a witch, but either way will shove gummy bears up it’s ass in front of you for only 1 dollar an hour. a really extraordinary thing. They are very rare so don’t forget to snap a picture of it trying to lick its butthole and use the hashtag “omgthisthingmightbedeadlorwhateverthepenisinhermouth” and get a coupon for little ceasers. Be careful though, they could be deadly. You might think they look to stupid to be dangerous but that eye roll will get you. Be careful out there folks.
by Godsballsareinmyhands October 5, 2019
Get the Kieararaa the Onion mug.Oniel means someone who is mostly kindhearted, generous and ambitious. He always tries to strive for the best but is sometimes taken for granted because of his kindness and gullibleness. Sometimes he may act like a hypocrite, a push-over or doormat and he may think he's superior to otjetst and he tends to act competitive. But overall he is a good person.
Example 1: Anna! You need to stand up for yourself at times. Stop being such an oniel.
Example 2: Dude... Your wife is the breadwinner of the house and you're not helping her so much. I'm getting tired of these Oniels treating their wives like this no wonder they cheat.
Example 3: Anna, is so kind amd oblivious to certain things
. She is such an Oniel that's why they treat her like a fool sometimes.
Example 2: Dude... Your wife is the breadwinner of the house and you're not helping her so much. I'm getting tired of these Oniels treating their wives like this no wonder they cheat.
Example 3: Anna, is so kind amd oblivious to certain things
. She is such an Oniel that's why they treat her like a fool sometimes.
by The anonymous X February 5, 2018
Get the oniel mug.Employee: Welcome to Burger King, How may I help you?
Dude: WHOPPER!
Employee: Excuse....
Dude: WHOPPER! WHOPPER NO ONION!
Dude: WHOPPER!
Employee: Excuse....
Dude: WHOPPER! WHOPPER NO ONION!
by WhopperNoOnion April 17, 2009
Get the WHOPPER! WHOPPER NO ONION! mug.An Onion Booty is an ass so beautiful it will literally put tears to your eyes. (like an onion)(now go cut that ;-)
i saw her, thick as a champ in all the right places. I knew she had an Onion Booty just by the shape of her thighs. She walked by i waited about a second and a half to look back and 5 seconds after i looked, it hit me... That Onion Booty but tears to my eyes.
by Mark Dizzle March 16, 2010
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