mustache cunt

An offensive word used against people with mustaches, used especially as an expression of anger

Come here you little mustache cunt

by Drew Gilpin Faust September 16, 2016

Mustake

A mustake can be found on a youthful adolescent or adult who, for some inexplicable reason, believed a mustache would benefit their outward appearance which it most definitely dId not.

Timothy's new mustache was an utter mustake if you ask me.

by Outofthepurplebox December 14, 2017

Mustache Rider

Anyone who believes in what the guy who owns the mustache boat says and stands behind his bullshit causes.

Boater #1: Did you pre-register for the Raftoff this year?

Boater #2: Of course I did!! I even bought the $200.00 VIP package so I could tie up near NautiBuoy!

Boater #1: You stupid? Raftoff is free. You must be a Mustache Rider!!

by Bently Bandit June 8, 2018

Mustang Mike

A local celebrity in the Lake George region (Upstate New York) who goes by the stage name Mustang Mike. You will immediately recognize him by his black sports apparel, glasses, and black feathered fedora. The most common sightings are reported at Shepard Park in Lake George and at the nearby Six Flags Great Escape. He is almost always seen dancing, especially if/when there is a musical performance going on. He is quite the character, but a friendly person nonetheless.

Make sure you take notes next time you see Mustang Mike dancing.

by realonesonly August 3, 2018

Mustang

The lowest level of car and horse but can be used to describe any general pile of shit. The use of it to describe someone's car also infers shittyness apon the owner of said car.

Mustangs are piles of shit and their owners are shitty people.

by Nutscack December 5, 2018

Mustache Mafia

An elite group of people who wear mustaches of all sorts. There is very little information regarding the mustache mafia or mustafia. Leading conspiracy theorists say many law enforcement personnel, baseball players, porn starts, and ballers of all sorts are members era. Theory has it Rollie fingers, Charlie Chaplin, or Freddie Mercury started the club under the pretense of teaching others how to give proper mustache rides.

Wow that was a great mustache ride!

I got some pointers from the mustache mafia.

by A gentleman from nantucket December 15, 2018

Mustade

A word for when you misspell something because the letters on your phone are too close together.

Just another stupid mustade.

by ChillJammyTheEpic May 3, 2019