mullet

A hair cut with the front short (business in front) and the back long (party in back). Like The force, There is a dark side of the mullet kingdom, led by an evil lady with a crazy mullet down my road. There is also a good side. This kid I saw a a lake, about 5 years old, had the best mullet in the world. He leads the good side with all his glorius mulletude. However, a mullet cannot be grown. It has to be trimmed (in the front only). You cannot start off bald and spontaneously grow one. One day one child will be born with a mullet. He will also grow mullets, and will not have to cut the front to keep it "business in front". He will be the Redneck Messiah.

I am a profesional mullet spotter

by El Chupasombra December 28, 2005

Mulligan

Eye-rolling nickname for Evangelical Christians who now seem to believe that the end truly does justify the means.

How about those church-going mulligans who will look the other way whenever it’s convenient for them.

by RayRayBeLove 2020 January 30, 2018

mullet boy

Someone with very long hair that happens to be very long in the back and top, and very short on the sides.

D.O.A and Julius (pre w2z) are mullet boys.

by Julius March 30, 2003

mulletude

(noun) A variation of 'multitude,' this word refers to the mullet -wearing, NASCAR - watching, cheap cigarette-smoking rednecked masses that make up most of the population of Indiana, southern Michigan, and much of the rest of the American Midwest and South.

Jeff Foxworthy is an icon to the great mulletude of America's blue-collar workers.

by Omra Ni Rosach October 16, 2005

she-mullet

The most unattractive hairstyle for a woman - usually means she is lesbian, fat, poor, or all three. Looks like a normal mullet, but on a female. They'd be better off bald.

Tom:"Dude, that she-mullet is gross!!!"
Jerry:*puke*

by Rico Arna May 16, 2006

mulli

Italian slang for negros means a dumb mule.

Frankie:yo Tony

Tony:ye Frankie
Frankie:you see that fuckin mulli over there

Tony:ye Frankie
Frankie:it looks like hes got a folded futon for lips
Tony:holly shit your right now lets go get a fucken canoli

by MULLI KICKER January 26, 2010

Mulligan

The opposition to calling a shenanigan. If someone believes they have been cheated, mulligan refutes their belief.

Customer: I call shenanigans on my bill. I only spent 25 dollars.
Bartender: Mulligan! I have your tab right here. 200 dollars!!

by ohyahitzfitz December 26, 2012