mossed em

A sports term, meaning that some one is totally covering there man.

The conerback mossed em all game long! They won`t be throwing his way any more.

by WaltMo4 August 30, 2017

mossiah

A item that is incorrect, over priced, or just plain useless

Wow this vacuum is a mossiah it just sits there.

by Mcnastyeazy345 September 14, 2017

Moses of the spliff

The founder of the spiff followers, the name given to someone who provides the weed to the group

Thanks Jim your Moses of the spliff

by Spliff moses September 24, 2017

mootsnacking

Eating raw, pure cooch-looch magi-vagi doorknob style corkscrew fucking ass as a midnight meal after your glass of water/milk.

Preferable with Netflix & Chill.

Hey baby. I may be mootsnacking tonight.

by RagnarokTiger November 22, 2017

MosesLucas

A meme originating in the bowels of certain semi-popular Discord channels. Refers to someone obsessed with anime (especially pornography and hentai) to a degree that constitutes outright weeabooism, especially someone who is deathly afraid of admitting the fact, and/or a hikiNEET.

Named after a character from the semi-popular underground I'm Not a Weeb visual novel. All one word owing to the limitations of text boxes in-game.

MosesLucas: Have you read the new manga by Harumaki Nizatishakazi? I can't wait to move to Japan. Or, I would if I could stand the sun, but that burns too much. I hope my mom made ramen tonight. DESU DESU DESU

Random person: Are you serious? Don't be such a MosesLucas.

by xxxSLHxxx December 8, 2017

Moses

A ugly slut who has a bad hairline and is desperate for anything. Is really bad at jokes and can’t control his self. Is not good at any sport . Does not really have a life. Is a loner. Doesn’t know what to say to a girl if he likes them and needs help. Is a fucking pervert. Is a bitch. Likes to get into drama. Is very awkward and creepy.

Ewwwww I’m glad I ain’t a Moses.

I’m glad I’m not Moses cause I can make the team.

by Julia_that flow May 3, 2018

Moots

Forcefully get rid of a itch in a physical way

I STARTED TO MOOTS ON THE DOGS CAGE

by High-handedness April 17, 2018