by Lord_Monke September 10, 2022
One of the most powerful beings in the universe. Capable of ending the lives of millions by lifting a single finger. An unstoppable force.
by Factual Guy July 3, 2021
my grandma called me a porch monke for saying she had a level 3 gyatt fanum tax skibiti rizz baby gronk.
by tharizzler69 November 6, 2023
Matilda is the person everyone wants to be, they aspire to be her! She is the prettiest person who ever roamed earth. Matilda is smart, a basher and loves animals! If you have a Matilda as a friend you are extremely lucky. She always puts a smile on your face because Matilda is never feeling melancholy!
by Awsomenes.s June 26, 2017
A negative, but light hearted phrase used toward others and friends. Usefull if they have screwed up, are being silly or making you cringe
by Lozg1234 February 10, 2012
The large and growing bald spot on the crown of a dood's head as he experiences male-pattern balding
by BuysTooMuch May 24, 2013
The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.
I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.
by New English July 1, 2010