The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.
I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.
by New English July 1, 2010
When a person sends a monke emoji on any platform, he/she will become sick due to the old ancient curse.
by Gamblersheaven January 12, 2021
by fasdffdhhdrh January 29, 2021
Spandex pants so tight and form fitting that you can see the outline of the female genitalia causing you to shout out MONKEE!!
by Louisiana trouser wowser March 29, 2016
by Beerustard March 8, 2021
by Beerustard March 8, 2021
My boyfriend came home from work late, and I was sure he was dead or cheating on me, or both - but turns out he just went to the store… got myself into a pussy monk-a-roo for nothing.
by Handymanlady September 11, 2023