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Money Hands 

That nasty metallic smell that gets on your hands after handling change. One can also contract Money Hands from touching certain types of metal that give you the same smell on your hands. Rusty metal or unclean metal that is touched frequently (e.g. a bathroom door handle) will often give a person Money Hands.
Oh crap, I needed another ten cents, so I gave the cashier a dime and now I've got money hands.
Money Hands by MozillaBruh September 17, 2015
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money whore 

Holy fuck, those guys at Blizzard entertainment sure are a bunch of fucking money whores!
money whore by marceltjeg April 10, 2017

money mack 

Canned mackerel used as currency in prison, since it's cheap and nobody wants to eat it.
Money mack:
"Hey buddy, I'll do your laundry for 5 macks."
money mack by Roth Vantage December 17, 2017

money g. 

Money G. She is a smart, funny, and a outgoing person. She likes putting smile's on everyone's face. She calls her self Money G. Because She believes that one day she would have money. And the G stands for her last name "Gonzalez". She is also an amazing girl. If u mess with her, she won't give u money.
WOW. ITS MONEY G. Please give me money.
money g. by Insusbs May 1, 2018

money crab 

A money crab is a person who loves money and is very stingy. The crab in the detention is reference to Mr Krabs from Spongebob who has the same characteristics as a crab Jew. Crab jews love to wrap their claws around some change they found on the ground.
Dylan was called a Money Crab when he started charging interest on the $.50 he loaned to a friend.
money crab by The ginger December 3, 2018

Money-Fucking Spenderbitch 

A person who taps your card and drains your bank account with no regard for Christ. More commonly known as a gold digger.
1. “Bro, you have to drop that ho, she’s a Money-Fucking Spenderbitch.”
2. “Duuude, I just started dating this girl Brittany. She gives great sloppy-toppy, but I think she’s a Money-Fucking Spenderbitch.”

money magnet 

a place where you seem to be wasting too much of your hard owned money.
i go on that web cite jasmin.man!..that place is a money magnet!
money magnet by pussy bee March 17, 2020