by G4AllDay January 17, 2022
A neophyte's approach to understanding financial problems using calculations that may result in a wide +/- margin of error. Generally Simcoe math is used to broadly prove a point the user is trying to make, allowing a "rough estimate" to masquerade as a definitive answer.
Named after a region in Canada famous for being satisfied with results which may only have a tenuous connection to the truth.
Named after a region in Canada famous for being satisfied with results which may only have a tenuous connection to the truth.
"Guys—I'm just doing a bit of Simcoe math here on the back of this napkin, and it looks like we have just enough cash left for another round of Warthogs!"
by Cowtown Kid January 14, 2021
if you fuck up this gcse you will fuck up your whole entire life and have absolutely no chance of a good future. if you are good at maths consider yourself blessed, i dont want to ever hear a single person say "ah bro i got a 7 and i wanted a 9" when there are people out here barely getting a grade 4.
i am currently writing this whilst raging at maths revision.
i am currently writing this whilst raging at maths revision.
Abdi: "Bro failed his maths gcse, now hes gonna have to be flipping burgers at some 1 star hygiene rated local kebab shop."
by chimpslayer60 November 06, 2022
"Ugh, I have algebra next period and I'm dreading it. I seriously can't math.
"OMG, the cash register broke and the barista couldn't figure out what change to give me from a thirty cent purchase. Trustafarians can't math."
"OMG, the cash register broke and the barista couldn't figure out what change to give me from a thirty cent purchase. Trustafarians can't math."
by EVOLVE April 05, 2017
Math so easy and 'thin' even the babies slurping up the metaphorical spaghetti can comprehend it. just like they can eat the spaghetti. because its easy as fuck to digest.
examples of this include: Further math and any math below 10th grade level.
examples of this include: Further math and any math below 10th grade level.
by School wizzard March 22, 2017
He said this awesome math joke, it was something thing like, "what did the 3 say when walking into a bar? 'I'm going to be here forever...'"
by high scholar January 05, 2022
I always see Jason Math Rocking on Discord, maybe I should check on him.
When Jamal is Math Rocking he says it feels like there's 6 men in his head and their fighting for a casting couch.
When Jamal is Math Rocking he says it feels like there's 6 men in his head and their fighting for a casting couch.
by EdieD April 01, 2023