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math and shit

In reference to Asians' stereotypical adeptness at math, and other intellectual things. It is somewhat of an internet meme.
He's Asian, so he must like math and shit.
by Aesling January 2, 2009
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Math

The subject which, if manifested in human form would; Have very large, seething boiles dotted over its face, lack social graces, be teased and mocked and have its lunch money stolen by the far superior English.
*Scene from the wealthy Webster Academy for Essential Knowledge*

English: 'Hey Math, who you got over there with ya?'
*Math looks over shouder and sees no-one*
Math: 'I have well ... *blushes* the square root of no-one over here'
*English is being caressed by the female subjects and he laughs inwardly*
English: 'You should ask the square root of no one to the social '
*Laughs again*
Maths: 'No, my surd symbol said I have to be subtracted from school and added to my room before 1900 hours, which in 12 hour time would equate to 7pm'
English: 'You despicable subject, you don't deserve a classroom!'
*English strolls off, content with his win. He laughs, and then says three synonyms of the word synonym just to impress the girls that are now hanging off his first and last consanants*
Fin
by boombaby0014 October 20, 2006
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Math Hot

Used to describe an average looking girl in a predominantly-male college class, like math or computer science. Normally you wouldn't look twice at her, but when its either her or 30 dudes to look at for a whole semester, she becomes attractive.
"Any hot girls in your classes?"
"I'm a CSC major. No hot chicks, but one of them is Math Hot."
by critter783 September 16, 2009
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math boy

Doer of math;
Unable to integrate with society. Only with functions of x.
<lordpie> Life sucks so much right now. It seems I'm spending all of it doing math.
<Rosti_LFC> You are "Math Boy"
<Rosti_LFC> Doer of math
<Rosti_LFC> Unable to integrate with society. Only with functions of x
by barrywhite444 December 22, 2007
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matas

Someone with a gargantuan penis that fucks all his friends mums.
Wow, matas you fucked my mum really hard last night. She was screaming like a little whore.
by Bigdickedmumfucker November 10, 2019
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Mates

1. Sometimes used in England and Australia as a synonym for "Friend".

2. A movie my friend who I will call L and her sister who I will call A made and it was really bad but funny to watch because we played like every character and we tried to feed A to a vicious chipmunk and it was very mental but fun.
L, A and I: Hahahaah

L and A's mom: What are you laughing at

L: Mates
by Hyper Chick January 21, 2005
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math

The worst stuff MAN KIND HAS INVENTED!!!!!!!!!!
Nerd: I got an A+ on my math test

Me: I got a D+ but I wont use this math in my
grown up life so I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!

Next Day.......

Me: I guessed my math homework answers because I
wanted to go outside.

Nerd: oooooo, You're going to get benched.

Me: I don't give a dead bird's last shit!
by Buttlamo May 8, 2007
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