obama's last name

obama has no last name known

person 1: what is obama's last name?
person 2: bruh

person 1: i know obama's last name
person 2: never

by Obama_Oficiall October 1, 2020

i dont give a dead mans last fuck

When you've reached the point of no return in terms of giving a dead mans last fuck. You simply do not care. There is not enough nihilism in the fucking world to describe the immensity of the fuck that you do not give.

>If you don't stay for overtime, I'll write you up!

<I dont give a dead mans last fuck

by ConsensualRapist August 2, 2011

the last one

The "last one" is the last of a group of friends to engage in sexual relations with a member of the opposite gender. This person is consistantly teased and harassed regarding this shortcoming, with remarks like, but not limited to: "haha, (insert name here), you havent had sex yet!". Anger and frustration is usually carried out on other people and objects, such as televisions and video game controllers. The frustration reaches its peak when the "last one" is reminded that the quiet asain kid that lives above him is dropping the hammer and he is not. The lack of intercourse and cross-gender relations has led the "last one" to become quite adept at playing HALO 2, however, those sexually-experienced friends of his are beginning to challenge his reign.

the "last one": "haha, you suck, i just rocket-sniped your ass!"

sexually-experienced friend: "dude, shut up, youre the last one..."

by anonymous February 27, 2005

Famous Last Words

Famous Last Words by world renowned personalities, quoted by famous world scholars.

Some examples of famous last words:

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head!" - JFK to Jackie just before his assassination.

"What the FUCK was that?!?" - The Mayor of Hiroshima as the A-Bomb was detonated.

by warmbrother May 27, 2014

The Last Starfighter

The best hardcore band outa Texas. Their shows are emotionaly driven and every member in their audience is affected by Roman's hauntingly beautiful voice. When one goes to a The Last Starfighter show one leaves in a nirvana that is indescribable. Members include: Beau, Roman, Ryan, Benny, and Nik

hXe kid 1: Did you go to the fighter's show last night?

hXe 2: Hell yeah!, when they played The Sum Of Rock the audience went crazy

myspace.com/thelaststarfighter

by Erick June 2, 2005

Last Call

(N.) Anti-Weed. It's usually when it's time for Bartenders to close things up, but it's more recently a crap show hosted by America Youth's Massive Tool, Carson Daly. Is this really something to keep you awake at 1:35 am? It'll put to sleep faster than a Saturday Night Live Movie.

Last Call with Carson Daly tonight had Carmen Electra, Kermit the Frog, 50 Cent, and Godzilla on. And after a double weed dose, I STILL fell asleep!

by G-Union January 12, 2004

You're So Last Summer

Greatest song EVER written!
"You're So Last Summer" is from band Taking Back Sunday's first full length CD entitled "Tell All Your Friends", track number 9.

The song has some amazing lyrics such as "you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt" , "boys like you are a dime a dozen" , and of course "if I'm just bad news, then you're a liar"

Boy: I love you.
Girl: Sorry, but we can't hang out anymore.
Boy: Why not?..
Girl: You're so last summer...
Boy: ...That's okay, you were getting fat anyways. Bye!

by HeyRomantica March 4, 2009