A game played, usually by intoxicated teenagers, involving attempting to tag your opponents knees while he does the same, often results in falling down and or scoring big time.
I probably shouldn't have played the knee game after chugging all that cheap scotch and shotgunning all that lucky
by !!!!... January 14, 2008
Get the knee gamemug. doin the knees involves walking extremley fast. almost like running, but the action still falls under the category of walking. such as bending your knees as you walk so that you can stretch your legs as far as possible.
by OK_Sniper May 22, 2003
Get the do the kneesmug. The act of kneeling down on one knee while pointing a finger towards the sky and pounding an alcoholic beverage of choice. The taking of knees can be passed out between comrades drinking, however once you command the taking of a knee the person taking the knee is free to return the favor. "Knees" are taken for many reasons including to get drunk, to celebrate, or as competition.
Mike to Ryan (who has a freshly opened beer)- "Ryan take a knee"
Ryan- kneels to the ground points his finger towards the heavens and pounds his beer.
Ryan- kneels to the ground points his finger towards the heavens and pounds his beer.
by rock90 January 13, 2008
Get the take a kneemug. by beez kneez November 28, 2003
Get the bees kneesmug. 1) An otherwise unfunny, awkward, or just stupid joke. Usually a dad pun or something of the sort. Said after this to show that it should have never been said in the first place. Invented by hillbillies and rednecks when sitting on their porches, slapping their knees when somthing funny happens.
2)said after something funny and stupid happens.
2)said after something funny and stupid happens.
1)
dumb guy:"Two peanuts are walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted!"
normal guy (slaps knee and fake-laughs):"Wow! That sure was a knee slapper!"
2)
guy skates and falls off rail, hurting his knee and friend laughs.
Later they are talking and laughing about a dumb joke.
friend:"wow that sure was a knee slapper!" (slaps knee)
skating
guy:"yea!"(slaps knee very hard, and dislocates it from the earlier accident)
friend:"no that's a knee slapper!"
dumb guy:"Two peanuts are walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted!"
normal guy (slaps knee and fake-laughs):"Wow! That sure was a knee slapper!"
2)
guy skates and falls off rail, hurting his knee and friend laughs.
Later they are talking and laughing about a dumb joke.
friend:"wow that sure was a knee slapper!" (slaps knee)
skating
guy:"yea!"(slaps knee very hard, and dislocates it from the earlier accident)
friend:"no that's a knee slapper!"
by dhawk123 March 8, 2009
Get the Knee Slappermug. to lick someone's knee caps with your tongue while having sexual intercourse. usually attempted when extremely drunk and unable to attempt anything else.
by smeagle:D October 4, 2010
Get the knee cappingmug. "Man, that new bike is really the business!"
"She obviously thinks that hairstyle makes her the business."
"She obviously thinks that hairstyle makes her the business."
by The1 February 13, 2005
Get the bees kneesmug.