Keane

Loves fried chicken, darker than space, Penis bigger than the KFC line, and is gay

OMG keane is hotter than ninja.

by JusticeUD March 1, 2022

Kalani

An Pre-Pubescent male

"kalani"

by adfjnjsnviuergae;orekjnvo;eu;a March 7, 2022

Keanu

is a little 15-year old who likes older women because he has mommy issues

"mommy" " ew stop being a keanu"

by eastkanye March 8, 2022

kalani gramento

the greatest man alive

Micheal Jordan is an kalani gramento

by kzueb gramy March 28, 2022

Kalan

The sea otter from the octonauts, a very very octonaut lookin dude. he likes to swim in the water and save his animal friends.

girl 1: BRO IS THAT A SEA OTTER?
girl 2: that’s Kalan 🥶🥶
girl 1: woahhh

by drownwithgerard April 22, 2022

Keanu

Keanu is a man of many talents including being short but having a massive monster dick. He gives small dick energy but when you up close jou koekie klop!

“Did you see Keanu was with Jordan?”
“She looks so inlove”
“Id be too”

by slandermander2345 May 4, 2022

keanu bennett

keanu bennett is a guy who is really cute and thinks he looks like shit at school. he has obly a couple of friends and is normally left out in a friend group he doesn’t relate to

“omg are you keanu bennett?”

by stanjakesimforclearskin May 13, 2022