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Junk Braille 

Genital Warts... particularly a case so bad that Stevie Wonder could decipher a large portion of "War and Peace" by touching your shaft. An obvious spinoff on the term "junk mail".
I don't want to hear you whining about your damn painful discharge... look at this fucking junk braille on my dick!
Junk Braille by Keg Flexington October 25, 2009

Junk Stick 

The shaft of the penis or junk. Most commonly referring to the shaft of an erect penis.
I'll be ready when I'm fucking ready! Damn woman, get off my junk stick!
Junk Stick by Mad Dog 2020 November 27, 2010

Junk Mouth

A term used in reference to that asshole Alan spitting lies. Like pure junk pouring from his mouth.
Alan: Yo I got that hotty last night to come back with me.

You: No you didn't, junk mouth.
Junk Mouth by Jack_of_wades March 19, 2016

Drop Junkie 

A fellow Party go'er who is always waiting for the drop to drop, but always drop's his dance moves way before or way after the bass drops.
Look at Jono over there, waiting to miss another drop.... he is such a drop junkie!
Drop Junkie by Psycode Black October 13, 2014

Indignation Junkie 

Indignation Junkie is a term coined by David Brin in his novel "Existence". It refers to the gratification people feel when they are emotionally aroused by their own act of expressing outrage, frequently on a moral or social injustice issue. This actually causes their brains to release endorphins/dopamine, which cause a form of euphoria and further arousal. They actually get high from their own indignant rants.
"Mary spends every night arguing furiously with people on FaceBook. What cause is she so fired up about?"

"Does it matter? One thing yesterday, something else today. She really just likes arguing. She's such an indignation junkie"