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earthworm jim

Man, that French dude's Speedo is way too tight. I can clearly see his earthworm jim.
by polpun March 22, 2011
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A dirty Jim Dog

When you fart while a very pretty girl is sucking your penis.
Melania Trump was giving me a terrific BJ. During the BJ i farted. She stopped and said "that was sooooo gross Jimmy, you are such A Dirty Jim Dog.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017
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Jim Rome is Burning

An elaborate sexual maneuver that involves the following steps:

Step 1: fill your toilet bowl with gasoline or another highly flammable liquid

Step 2: convince a girl to give you a blumpkin

Step 3: eat everything off of the Taco Bell Big Bell Value Menu

Step 4: receive the blumpkin, and let loose your explosive diarrhea

Step 5: allow the mix of shit and gasoline splash up onto the girl's chin, creating a Jim Rome style goatee

Step 6: take out a lighter, and light the girl's chin on fire, thus creating the "Jim Rome is Burning"
That bitch sassed me one too many times, so I got some taco bell and a lighter and gave her a Jim Rome is Burning.
by unforgivable23 March 15, 2009
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Raptor Jim Job

A sex position in which you grab the girl from behind by her tits, then you give her the bowling ball grip with your toes (because Raptors have big toes), you then procede to scratching her tits like a raptor until there good and bloody (so they can be infected). You then moan a raptor screech while flipping her over andskeeting/ cumming the x box logo between her tits.
Collin, Dickum and I took turns giving Angel Raptor Jim Jobs
by E Sodywater October 1, 2008
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Boo Yah Jim!

What you tell a friend when you want to let him know you just took a dump. Inspired by the phrase as used by Jim Cramer of CNBC's Mad Money.
Friend 1: Hey guy, what's going on with you?

Friend 2: BOO YAH JIM!!!

Friend 1: I bet that was a relief.
by Fer Serial July 19, 2009
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Jim Parsons

(UK definition)

A person who can't play another role than himself.
If every actors were like Jim Parsons, the Oscars would be called the Big Brother Awards.

Abbrev. : JP, e.g., to be a JP, to act like a JP.

Antonym : Brad Pitt, a person who can run, who can field, who can throw, who can hit and who can hit with power.
Director : "It's your turn, let me see what you got"
Actor : "hum, hum... to BE or not to BE !!!"
Director : "Well, you're a big fat JP ! I guess your role will be the doorknob..."
Actor : "That's not fair, I'm not a Jim Parsons!"
by Franciscus Lupus May 14, 2016
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Juicing the Slim Jim

Alternate rarely used alternative to masturbating or ejaculating.
Right after I get out of school, I'm definitely juicing the slim jim.
by Osuttag Ebag March 12, 2020
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