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Someone with many enemies but it's okay because he's short. He is addicted to energy drinks that straight up taste like liquid candy, so much so that he may be going blind. He is a good friend...sometimes, and is terrible with human emotions. In short, a neurotic caffeine addict with a 20 inch cock. He will make anybody laugh sometimes.
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